Niki not being on the boat is definitive proof they are separated and/or in process of divorce

[Imager]

How long until his blog post about his "second, better wife" leaving him just like his first?

BONUS: She's pregnant with his kid and that made her come to her senses. If true, she'll get him to sign away his rights to this one too. Would really be too perfect.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

I'm gonna haunt your mother tonight. I'm gonna haunt her right in her fuckin pussy. You proud of yourself?

Mr. Vigoda, quick question for you. How was Hal Linden to work with? Class act or asshat?

 

[guest]

Trigger warning: Fat Cunt on a boat (worse than that shot of E-rock)

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Nice surrender peace sign, you pedo scumbag. We don’t accept.

 

[guest]

Look at my balls. I'm a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. I don't do the heavy lifting, sport. I'm an old man.

Seriously, show a little respect.

 

[guest]

I'm gonna haunt your mother tonight. I'm gonna haunt her right in her fuckin pussy. You proud of yourself?

Let’s not let this get outta hand, Mr. Vigoda.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

How long until his blog post about his "second, better wife" leaving him just like his first?

BONUS: She's pregnant with his kid and that made her come to her senses. If true, she'll get him to sign away his rights to this one too. Would really be too perfect.

The fact that he was crying about his wife being swatted on that news program yet he’s the only one talking was very odd. The news LOVES to have scared women taking about how their lives are in danger but instead it’s a fat white guy who keeps smirking when taking about “crimes”

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I don't think that boat required any more ballast

 

[guest]

He’s been mentioning her randomly more often on twitter, he rarely ever did that until recently which makes me think she’s long gone. The “right next to me laughing” is what he wishes she was doing, she never found his nonsense funny and I’m guessing her mom said enough and took her retarded daughter away from the retarded fat man.

That’s why I never leaned into Nikki like that. I bashed her on my bullshit after the fact subreddit that obviously the pig man (a pig man, Jerry!) didn’t even look into.

She was always an autistic hand away after the fact ex wife. A clear low rebound who was afraid of middle age loneliness.

 

[guest]

The fact that he was crying about his wife being swatted on that news program yet he’s the only one talking was very odd. The news LOVES to have scared women taking about how their lives are in danger but instead it’s a fat white guy who keeps smirking when taking about “crimes”

That’s a very good point, atalker.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Mr. Vigoda, quick question for you. How was Hal Linden to work with? Class act or asshat?

He was a decent guy. A song and dance man. Sucked at handball though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Let’s not let this get outta hand, Mr. Vigoda.

I crossed a line and I apologize. I lost my cool, and that's just not like me. It's never cool to lose your cool, sport.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't think that boat required any more ballast

Do you think a whale could swallow that thing plus Pat?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That’s a very good point, atalker.

Especially since the “call” was involving his wife being murdered. I bet the news crew said “Pat we want to make sure we talk to your wife about her fears over this” and Pat told them “oh…she’s not here.” So now they’ve got got all their stuff set up to shoot some sweaty fat guy taking about how someone said he murdered his wife but she’s “away” right now.

 

[guest]

I crossed a line and I apologize. I lost my cool, and that's just not like me. It's never cool to lose your cool, sport.

Thanks for being the voice of reason, Abe. Qadan truly deserves you as a heaven step uncle.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

plus Pat?

I think marine mammals are quite adept at not swallowing oversized undigestible garbage

 

[FatMarathonCheater]

Isn't it some kind of a new scheme to avoid paying quasi?

 

[guest]

Especially since the “call” was involving his wife being murdered. I bet the news crew said “Pat we want to make sure we talk to your wife about her fears over this” and Pat told them “oh…she’s not here.” So now they’ve got got all their stuff set up to shoot some sweaty fat guy taking about how someone said he murdered his wife but she’s “away” right now.

That seems so obvious now. It’s times like these I wish wasn’t a retard who listened to shock jocks. Or something.

Yeah, that is actually kinda weird that Patso didn’t have his wife on local television talking about this.

Then again it’s kind of not. I’ve never been married because I’m not gay or named PaTrick but I don’t think I’d like to have my wife on television talking about something like that.

But Mrs. Bryce Canyon! #CanyonFacts! (God truly is a PatPoster) would surely have been trotted out for this because this faggot lunatic is a glutton for sympathy.

He’s also an arsonist that murders homeless people.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I think that's why Nikki wasn't home for the (alleged) swatting, why he was in the rental apartment when it happened, why the rental had loose boxes blocking the doorway during his big fat TV interview, and why he had to take a train to his last con.

I think Nikki's booted him to the other half of the hovel while she gets her shit out. I think she left to go to her mother's to get her head together and made him move his stuff to the other half, and he figured he'd call in a fake swatting to her half while she was out. Obviously that backfired, and they came and double-handcuffed pork boy.

Meanwhile, Nikki's decided to leave him before Quasi's hammer descends as it might get her out of paying for Pat's hubris, and demanded to use Susan to help her move her shit. Pat, being an Alpha Male, whimpered and said yes, before catching the train to Fat Camp (or whatever the con is called)

The last photo he posted of her (that I saw on here) was of her walking in front, instead of the usual two-person widescreen selfie; this leads me to believe he wasn't there at the time of the photo, and just stole it from her private social media and posted it to stop the pests winning.

Too bad we don't have people monitoring court records for a divorce proceeding.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

“These are the same criminals who harassed my wife in to going in to hiding”

“No stlaker, she did not leave me. She left you. She left to get away from the constant criminal harassment, death threats, and swaTTings you have perpetrated against me and my family for the past 4 years”

“Wrong again stlaker. Niki has not “left” me for Jaquan or Tyrone or any other racist caricature you can conjure up. She is somewhere else. Somewhere safe from you and your criminal friends”

“No stlaker, my marriage is actually very loving. Something you would never understand because you have never and could never be loved”

“No stlaker, I have not been forced to live on the other side of the hovel. For one, because in a loving marriage, partners do not force each other to do anything. They agree on it mutually. For the other, there is no hovel. Only the lovely home me and my wife share together”

“No stlaker, my wife is not at kfc getting double down farts in her coochie. Those are just your racist, sexist delusions”

-Patrick in a few days

 

[LongIslandchomper]

He was a decent guy. A song and dance man. Sucked at handball though.

I appreciate the response. Glad there were no hard feelings between you two when you left BM for the iconic series Fish. It's a crime that the polecats at ABC pulled the plug on it after only two seasons.