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I'm gonna sin up your fucking ass and Jesus will forgive me and there's nothing you can do about it, FAGGOT!
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See it would hit harder if he said "sin boldly" and didn't go on to convince a nun to marry him. That's pretty fucking bold and he knew it was a sin.
 
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If you are a preacher of mercy, do not preach an imaginary but the true mercy. If the mercy is true, you must therefore bear the true, not an imaginary sin. God does not save those who are only imaginary sinners. Be a sinner, and let your sins be strong (or “Sin boldly”),

but let your trust in Christ be stronger, and rejoice in Christ who is the victor over sin, death, and the world. We will commit sins while we are here, for this life is not a place where justice resides. We, however, says Peter (2 Peter 3:13) are looking forward to a new heaven and a new earth where justice will reign. It suffices that through God’s glory we have recognized the Lamb who takes away the sin of the world. No sin can separate us from Him, even if we were to kill or commit adultery thousands of times each day. Do you think such an exalted Lamb paid merely a small price with a meager sacrifice for our sins? Pray hard for you are quite a sinner.
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What an asshole. Fat, too. And a doody connoseuir
 
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T-t-t-Terry! said:
What an asshole. Fat, too. And a doody connoseuir
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Just so I have this straight...
You complain that Christians today are pussified and won't fight back? And now you're making fun of this superior version of Christianity that lets you do just that?

I was baptized and grew up Lutheran and I was taught this stuff from a young age. Nothing you say will convince me it's wrong.
 
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Professor Rape said:
Just so I have this straight...
You complain that Christians today are pussified and won't fight back? And now you're making fun of this superior version of Christianity that lets you do just that?

I was baptized and grew up Lutheran and I was taught this stuff from a young age. Nothing you say will convince me it's wrong.
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"Once saved always saved" isn't Christian, lol. There's no superior version of Christianity - either you're Christian or you're a heretic. Telling people they can do whatever they want as long as they just feel bad about it is insane. Judas felt bad. Where do you think he is right now?
 
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T-t-t-Terry! said:
"Once saved always saved" isn't Christian, lol. There's no superior version of Christianity - either you're Christian or you're a heretic. Telling people they can do whatever they want as long as they just feel bad about it is insane. Judas felt bad. Where do you think he is right now?
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We don't have to feel bad about it. That's your thing, stupid.
"Oy vey! I sinned! Please forgive me, Lord!" So gay.
 
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We don't have to feel bad about it. That's your thing, stupid.
"Oy vey! I sinned! Please forgive me, Lord!" So gay.
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Luther was the one trying to kike the Lord. Crossing your fingers while you slaughter the innocent probably isn't going to fool Him. Now where is Judas again?
 
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T-t-t-Terry! said:
Luther was the one trying to kike the Lord. Crossing your fingers while you slaughter the innocent probably isn't going to fool Him. Now where is Judas again?
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According to catholics, Judas isn't in hell, so I dont know why you keep using that as a "gotcha" lmao.

 
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"Is Judas in Hell? The overwhelming consensus over time is that he must be. But has the Church proclaimed that he definitely is? Surprisingly... no."
 
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According to catholics, Judas isn't in hell, so I dont know why you keep using that as a "gotcha" lmao.

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Not a Roman Catholic so I don't care what they say. The orthodox are pretty unanimous that betraying the Lord and killing himself subsequently sealed his fate. By your logic anyone who pays lip service to God can get away with anything but if that's true then Christ is a liar. So either Luther was wrong or Christ is.
 
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Not a Roman Catholic so I don't care what they say. The orthodox are pretty unanimous that betraying the Lord and killing himself subsequently sealed his fate. By your logic anyone who pays lip service to God can get away with anything but if that's true then Christ is a liar. So either Luther was wrong or Christ is.
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Show me where Christ contradicts what Luther says
 
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