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Youre being ironic again
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Youre being ironic again
Dude. My ex was 55. My preference is older women. This is just insane.I don’t have any fondness or tolerance for pedophiles. That’s all I’ve got to say on the matter. Cancel me all you want, it’s just my opinion.
I hope Turk isn’t a pedophile, but he’s become mired in the shroud of it for quite some time now.
You’re a pathological liar. It’s impossible to believe anything you say that isn’t backed up by any physical evidence. We do have evidence of your burdened mind.Dude. My ex was 55. My preference is older women. This is just insane.
As long as people recognize our show is about joy and sharing your heart I will be happy. It's not blood sports. It's not about arguing despite what a few callers believe. It's not the forum. It's trying to make people happier. And if we don't we've failed.
Months?Myy ex was 55
Back this up with an example where I lied without being clearly ironic?You’re a pathological liar. It’s impossible to believe anything you say that isn’t backed up by any physical evidence. We do have evidence of your burdened mind.
what do 55 year old women usually have?Months?
I've explained it so many times it's exhausting. I have a mental health condition happening while I have an addiction happening and a physical condition happening. It's a hurricane of shit and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. It's hard to find help for it.
Lol no. They hate me. My lawyer can help
You manage to have a million wacky and zany stories, your persona changes when you feel like it, and we all saw you lie about your profession. You constantly lie and say you’re going to rehab, then magically there’s something that comes up. You’re a drunk, pathological liar who needs attention. You are also lying about why your dad doesn’t talk to you anymore. Anyone who realizes you’re a liar will realize how ridiculous of a reason that is.Back this up with an example where I lied without being clearly ironic?
Your dad raped your mother when she was 12 and got a retarded kid out of itwhat do 55 year old women usually have?
that's right...grandchildren
I’m sorry, Turk. That’s fucked up.
I bet you've never met your dadSo your parents are just like everyone else, then?
Last night when you kept asking "name one person who hates me," YOU can never play that little game again. Because now we have TWO names to say. Mommy and Daddy.
So you have a line? You’ve embarrassed yourself, and all of Canada (already an embarrassing country) to an absurd degree. Seriously, kill yourself or get help and stop posting here. Your faggot lies are annoying, and the people who pretend to like you are fucking with you because they find your misery funny.
“As long as my misery is making people happy that’s good enough for me!” You’re not a martyr, you’re a weak willed pussy that’s letting retards (even though you’re allegedly a professor) bully you into harming yourself further.
I bet you've never met your dad
what do 55 year old women usually have?
that's right...grandchildren
Little kindergardner Val didn't stand a chance, disarmed by the poop jokes, little lad didn't even see it coming.Valium:
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WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMy mother passed away when I was 13 and my dad was never the same. He lost both his parents and his wife in a span of months. My step mom fucking hates me.
You said you had 10 viewers, either way you guys lost. We won.Here comes Mother Hen
That's from Dan's channel, dumbass. We streamed on Boq's channel. Dan just relayed the stream to his... So you're insulting your former Daddy Dan right now. Wonder why he dumped you? Probably because you blow up his phone like an obsessed chick. He's not amused.
I’m talking to a less charming Lady Di. At least she got her act together and is an Admiral in the navy now.Watch your mouth. You're talking to The Nutty Professor right now.
did ya?You said you had 10 viewers, either way you guys lost. We won.
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