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[Turk February]

Sounds like something a woman would make up for attention

It's actually a male pastor who owns two highrise buildings for his congregation and ministry.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

pastor

BOOOOOO

 

[chocolatehellhole]

adOnly lied about bolded, and to (successfully) infiltrate and avoid low quality racist sassmo from hicks like @Africa.com ... Anyone who thinks I wish to be white has no clue.

This is more entertaining than any YT video you've ever made.

 

[We Have Everything]

(Scene 1, arabic music playing)
-It's 2046
-Neocaliphate is 20 years old
-"The Committee to Uphold the Prophet's Honor",bureau is 10 years old
-The Director finally gets to my letter sent on inauguration day

(Scene 2, blue jays chirping)
-Quick cut...the Pacific Northwest, Terry Fox is passed out in his RV
-Glass shatters...Turry is suddenly jolted from his groggy sleep
-Turry hears someone accidentally bump into a precariously stacked tower of beer cans, sending them clattering down like dominos.
-He looks up: 4-5 Assassins surround him as Turry's still groggily laying in his floral print couch
-Assassin leader, Bilal Al-Qutb hesitates, whispering, “Is this the right guy? He smells like half eaten Doritos chips and despair.”
-Hassan passes Boq's now faded letter to Bilal Al-Qutb,
-The sound of crinkling paper fills the RV, as they read faded out later describing the offender to a T:
- "Yup, its him"
-Turry screams like a girl "aaaah!!!"


Cut scene
-With their baclavas covered in Cheetos stains, one assassin mutters, “I signed up for honor, not this…” as they drag Turry out into the night.

 

[Harry Powell]

I've seen 2 medics, a field doctor, and an urgent care provider and a pharmacist. I'm doing everything I can without leaving the house. All of them multiple times. It's better than the filthy hospital.

Just excuses. You should be in an ICU. You’re in denial. On this issue you’re being more of a Fetterster than CQ.

 

[Turk February]

Just excuses. You should be in an ICU. You’re in denial. On this issue you’re being more of a Fetterster than CQ.

You're a gay fag. I will tie your hands behind your back and punch you in the ribs until you stop breathing as is traditional.

 

[Africa.com]

This is more entertaining than any YT video you've ever made.

Wallahi it is true

 

[Turk February]

Wait you didn't even post episodes 3 and 4 in a thread about the podcast? Wtf is wrong with you @chocolatehellhole even if this is your first rodeo that's dumb as fuck. (If I'm wrong I apologize)

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

(Scene 1, arabic music playing)
-It's 2046
-Neocaliphate is 20 years old
-"The Committee to Uphold the Prophet's Honor",bureau is 10 years old
-The Director finally gets to my letter sent on inauguration day

(Scene 2, blue jays chirping)
-Quick cut...the Pacific Northwest, Terry Fox is passed out in his RV
-Glass shatters...Turry is suddenly jolted from his groggy sleep
-Turry hears someone accidentally bump into a precariously stacked tower of beer cans, sending them clattering down like dominos.
-He looks up: 4-5 Assassins surround him as Turry's still groggily laying in his floral print couch
-Assassin leader, Bilal Al-Qutb hesitates, whispering, “Is this the right guy? He smells like half eaten Doritos chips and despair.”
-Hassan passes Boq's now faded letter to Bilal Al-Qutb,
-The sound of crinkling paper fills the RV, as they read faded out later describing the offender to a T:
- "Yup, its him"
-Turry screams like a girl "aaaah!!!"


Cut scene
-With their baclavas covered in Cheetos stains, one assassin mutters, “I signed up for honor, not this…” as they drag Turry out into the night.

Nice fanfiction, faggot. In the tradition of your crying homo prophet

 

[Turk February]

Nice fanfiction, faggot. In the tradition of your crying homo prophet

I say we have a vote of no confidence on Boq's citizenship and just kick him into the ocean.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I explained the hadith to my daughter and was very charitable with my language, then I asked if any old testament prophet ever met an angel, got scared half to death, ran home crying and hid under a blanket and she said no. I asked her if any angel in the scriptures ever squeezed somebody so hard they thought they were going to die and she said no. I asked her what kind of angel would do that and she said a demon.

Islam refuted by a child.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

You’re the best Turk.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Just excuses. You should be in an ICU. You’re in denial. On this issue you’re being more of a Fetterster than CQ.

He needs a doctor. He needs a fucking bat to the head

 

[Turk February]

He needs a doctor. He needs a fucking bat to the head

I've probably got bats in my room at this point.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I've probably got bats in my room at this point.

You've definitely got bats in your belfry

 

[Turk February]

You've definitely got bats in your belfry

The fuck is a belfry? Speak proper Ontarian English.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

The fuck is a belfry? Speak proper Ontarian English.

Without looking it up I believe it's part of the attic in certain older houses. The idiom means you're crazy

 

[Turk February]

Without looking it up I believe it's part of the attic in certain older houses. The idiom means you're crazy

Oh well fuck you. I'll kill you with a knife and cut my wrists before I get in trouble. Anyone. Anywhere. You don't know.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Oh well fuck you. I'll kill you with a knife and cut my wrists before I get in trouble. Anyone. Anywhere. You don't know.

I'd go right for that hand. Lol that reminds me - some dickhead got all pissy with me one night because his old lady liked my singing so he was getting in my face. He'd already told me about how he'd just had gallbladder surgery so I finally told him I'd kick him in the fucking gut and send him back to square one. Dopey faggot.

 

[Turk February]

I'd go right for that hand. Lol that reminds me - some dickhead got all pissy with me one night because his old lady liked my singing so he was getting in my face. He'd already told me about how he'd just had gallbladder surgery so I finally told him I'd kick him in the fucking gut and send him back to square one. Dopey faggot.

Big mistake. Leaves your whole right side open to attack. While you're wasting your time with a useless appendage I have open access to your ribs, ears, and spine