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yo Andrew can we get a copy of the petition? blur your own phone number etc
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You know what? I bet he put you down as African American because he didn't expect you'd show up and he figured if a black man were harassing him the judge would rubber stamp it. What a racist! He knew exactly what you look like. Why else would he have done that? Thank you for your service by the way!Before I go to bed. hopefully it’s readable, I had to downsize it significantly. If not I’ll type it up, but it’s standard rick shit, really.
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Professional authorBefore I go to bed. hopefully it’s readable, I had to downsize it significantly. If not I’ll type it up, but it’s standard rick shit, really.
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I think you're right. I would chalk it up to incompetence and laziness, but all the other information about Andrew seems correct.You know what? I bet he put you down as African American because he didn't expect you'd show up and he figured if a black man were harassing him the judge would rubber stamp it. What a racist! He knew exactly what you look like. Why else would he have done that? Thank you for your service by the way!
Thanks Andrew. It's more of Pat's histrionic bullshit sprinkled with exaggerations and outright lies. This is so cowardly, even for Patrick. This was less about getting a restraining order and more about the cuck getting some sort of win in court after being destroyed by Quasi's lawyers.Before I go to bed. hopefully it’s readable, I had to downsize it significantly. If not I’ll type it up, but it’s standard rick shit, really.
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[MEDIA=youtube]X8f5RgwY8CI[/MEDIA]loooool Andrews birthday is on the anniversary of the lolsuit
I think he intended or maybe still intends to sue Andrew and he figured having a restraining order would help his case since there aren’t going to be any actual charges filed. Hes not retarded enough to sue millionaire @CarolMaxheinie but a drunken polack jamoke (no offense) is an easy enough target since he finally got someone’s doxx.Thanks Andrew. It's more of Pat's histrionic bullshit sprinkled with exaggerations and outright lies. This is so cowardly, even for Patrick. This was less about getting a restraining order and more about the cuck getting some sort of win in court after being destroyed by Quasi's lawyers.
If he sues Andrew we gotta come up w something for both Quasi and Andrew. Id feel fucked up helping pay for Andrews legal fees, when Quasmaster is still 25k in the hole. (Unless Quasi says “im Elon Musk, child, give Andrew your hard earned $$”)I think he intended or maybe still intends to sue Andrew and he figured having a restraining order would help his case since there aren’t going to be any actual charges filed. Hes not retarded enough to sue millionaire @CarolMaxheinie but a drunken polack jamoke (no offense) is an easy enough target since he finally got someone’s doxx.
I’ll keep my eye on the case tracker since they apparently don’t have to notify people of shit in Wisconsin.
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His dream really isn't that he wins at court because calling someone a mean name is still free speech in America, for now. Even Pat knows that.I think you're right. I would chalk it up to incompetence and laziness, but all the other information about Andrew seems correct.
I bet the foreman at the construction site doesnt even mind if BDA puts a little whiskey in his coffee mug now. Andrew is a fucking star.His dream really isn't that he wins at court because calling someone a mean name is still free speech in America, for now. Even Pat knows that.
He wants someone like Andrew to be a school teacher or a VP of HR at Merrell Lynch, so that once he gets the dox he can get them fired.
The problem is, a school teacher or a VP of Merrell Lynch isn't going to drunkenly send Pat a picture of his ID...
So the cycle continues...
This has stopped being about legal justice a long time ago, and is about siccing the Twitter mob on the enemy. The problem is, and it sounds like Andrew is in this boat, a lot of jobs won't be affected by Twitter.
Lemme preface this: ima retard. These are all just ideas.Just keep records of all your phone stuff, he could fabricate messages from you
Lemme preface this: ima retard. These are all just ideas.
Maybe even contact your phone service provider and ask them for a printout or some kind of record of every message sent from your number. Keep it sealed in the envelope from the post office and hand it to the judge unopened.
May cost a few bucks and may take a while on the phone w customer support but i think that’s something a lawyer does that theyll charge 900$ an hour for.
advicefagging post: the De Novo hearing is definitely happening because it costs $0 and they're automatically granted literally always
if you're going to represent yourself again, interrupt Fatrick with OBJECTION HEARSAY at anything that someone else said, OBJECTION RELEVANCY at stuff that has nothing to do with you such as niggeroni. Hammer it home that what's before the judge is a 2-hour window in mid February. It'll also fluster and irritate the pig making him more erratic.
Mention your fucked up hand to downplay yourself as a threat in a fight
Mention he lied in the petition, both the African American thing and the bit about you continuing to contact him since that night
mention he sued 60 john does and videos about him have hundreds of thousands of views, he can't pin anything that came from random numbers on you
If his faggot friends testify or they write and sign an affidavit, erode their credibility by the fact that they had been drinking all night
he's going to be way more prepared, don't relax
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