CQ_Beans
My family served in the military.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Nice marriage, you fucking jerk off
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Your inability to coherently banter is beyond belief.
CQ_Beans
It’s part of my charm. I wouldn’t be CQ otherwise. Clearly you haven’t been paying attention.
So they're good at sucking cocks?
CQ_Beans
That’s the rumor. I couldn’t tell you firsthand.
Honestly, I don't even get the Fetterman bit. Dude looks weird as shit, fair enough. But what's the connection to CQ, beyond posters like Pennystock and @RoxburyRick with the "ha ha ha I'll do it too!" to fit in.
@ETAOIN SHRDLU (stupid username btw) but can you explain the punchline to me? If I ask any of them they just post 0:35 because that's my "ha ha ha I'll do it too!"
@ETAOIN SHRDLU (stupid username btw) but can you explain the punchline to me? If I ask any of them they just post 0:35 because that's my "ha ha ha I'll do it too!"
It's funny, stupid.
He got mad and sent me a picture of his guitar. It’s definitely Danny.
Can you expand on the humor or punchline at all? This is why I specifically asked for Bubbler's new shitty username. You're just gonna tell me it's hilarious and not explain why.
It's funny in the same way as that time you rapped in your non passing tranny voice.
He bends over for Israel and then his wife leaves him. She must post here.
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Don't be a faggot. You know for a fact I don't read it. That's what makes it hilarious to me.
Keep testing me........
You get three strikes........
Then.........
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Are you aware John Fetterman is a big retarded stroke victim goon who can barely comprehend English? Someone 35 John Fetterman's voice doing @Jenna's rap, please.
CQ_Beans
Faggot, pay closer attention to your shitty home life instead. Shit like this is your priority? Fucking loser.
Yes, it goes like this - 1) Owen 2) Daughters 3) Wife
Da bit always takes precedence. CHH has his priorities perfectly straight if you ask me
