Nice harvest, stupid

[Kurt_Love]

He hasn't been invited to the neighborhood harvest potluck in years.

 

[Chive Turkey]

He hasn't been invited to the neighborhood harvest potluck in years.

I think we can easily imagine why they wouldn't want him there.

 

[guest]

Off duty last night, I busted an illegal who had clearly run into something (the front end was hanging by a thread) and was driving 15 under with the four-ways on.

Fat drunken spic. I guess they're coming for your job, Fatrick.

CB keeping the American streets free of riff raff! Bless your heart! This is a thin blue line supporting board!

Now can I get a PBA card and one of those little shieldy things thatll get me out of traffic tickets?

 

[guest]

He clearly just buried the seeds in his slum dirt strip and maybe watered them a couple of times. Or rather Thick Nik did, as he's lazy as hell. No soil, no fertiliser, no weeding, no monitoring of soil moisture or pH. The hairs and forked roots are both dead giveaways that he didn't use the right soil. He could fuck up toast.

 

[Hudson]

So bum pee isn't good for your "harvest"?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Can't even plant carrots right. A failure on so many levels

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pat thinks you need specialized skills to grow carrots. Some of the easiest things to grow.

Seriously. If you can get them in Poland during the winter they’re not that fucking hard. His carrots look like those beansprouts you get when you have Chinese takeout.

 

[guest]

Is this actual self deprecation from Rick? Never thought I’d see the day.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

This is like 2 degrees away from him just posting a dump in his toilet bowl

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Imagine waiting spring-summer to get a palm full of dime sized carrot slices. One properly grown carrot would have more yield. I love seeing pat screw up everything he does. Never stop posting pat.

 

[guest]

Seriously. If you can get them in Poland during the winter they’re not that fucking hard. His carrots look like those beansprouts you get when you have Chinese takeout.

Exactly. That's how hardy carrots are. He buried their seeds in the wrong soil, almost certainly didn't add fertiliser and probably never watered them and they still grew several (admittedly shoddy) roots. With about 3 hours work over a couple of months he would have had a decent haul but drinking and tweeting take priority over everything.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Exactly. That's how hardy carrots are. He buried their seeds in the wrong soil, almost certainly didn't add fertiliser and probably never watered them and they still grew several (admittedly shoddy) roots. With about 3 hours work over a couple of months he would have had a decent haul but drinking and tweeting take priority over everything.

You can get a pound of carrots for $1.50. He waited three months to get some crap you are better off throwing out.

 

[sShenaniganz]

They look like intestinal worms

 

[GooGobbler]

Imagine eating root vegetables grown in a literal trashcan alley

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Couple of those look like parsnips. Knowing Pat, he probably got the wrong seeds and thought, "Oh cool, white carrots!"

Those are definitely all (shitty) carrots. Parsnips don't have that pearly luster carrots do.

 

[PorqueDealer]

I translated it through Piggle:
"niki has to outsource everything because I'm completely incompetent."

 

[Consensual Rapist]

No stlaker, I don’t stick those up my ass. My wife’s boyfriend uses those to masturbate her, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Yeah, it's the specialized unskilled Mexican laborers who're key to the success of American agriculture. Not the genetic modification, artificial fertilizers, pesticides and the billions of dollars of subsidies that pays for it all.

It also helps to have the faintest fucking clue about farming. It's a guarantee this retard just plunked the seeds in his salt-logged plot of dirt, did absolutely nothing to cultivate them, and then expected something out of a Roald Dahl book to pop out of the earth.

If this was in the wild he would be starving through the winter and die of natural selection. Just like when his moms tits tried to kill him as a baby.

 

[Pino_palladino]

Specialized labor? I grew carrots for my fifth grade science project

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

So you are saying pat would have failed 5th grade science?