Nice Clerking, Stupid.

[guest]

So I just went to the place up the street from my house to get a few tall boys and when the guy rang me up he counted the beer by putting his dirty fingers on the top of each can.

Normally I wouldn't mind shit like that, but the dude preceded to wet cough into his hand as I was using my credit card.

Fucking asshole. Learn how to math without having to put your filthy fingertips on the top of my beer cans.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm sorry, who are you?

 

[guest]

I'm sorry, who are you?

*Sad walking away*

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

*Sad walking away*

 

[guest]

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[ShutYourCakeHorn]

@WormKiller How's your @Sting bit coming along?

 

[guest]

@WormKiller How's your @Sting bit coming along?

The only person I ever impersonated on this board was @AnusLicker

I haven't been on in almost a week because we've had a serious serious problem at my work

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

The only person I ever impersonated on this board was @AnusLicker

I haven't been on in almost a week because we've had a serious serious problem at my work

 

[guest]

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Dude you saw how fast I had to punch out of the AnusLicker alt. I got caught in a DAY.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dude you saw how fast I had to punch out of the AnusLicker alt. I got caught in a DAY.

But now you don't have to type, but only post gifs, so that way you don't give yourself away.

When is the big reveal?

 

[guest]

But now you don't have to type, but only post gifs, so that way you don't give yourself away.

When is the big reveal?

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Dude I'm dead serious it's not me. If you even knew the fucking week I've had, you know that there is no way that I would have been able to post on here.

 

[guest]

Dude I'm dead serious it's not me. If you even knew the fucking week I've had, you know that there is no way that I would have been able to post on here.

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[guest]

Wormkiller will fold under questioning, eventually.

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[guest]

Wormkiller will fold under questioning, eventually.

[MEDIA=youtube]FReqP_Q40bU[/MEDIA]

I've never folded under questioning.

Not even when I was laying in a field and said I was resting.

Here? You're resting? The cop says.


You saw my face in the mugshot picture it was out to here. BING POW BOOM.

 

[guest]

Dude I'm dead serious it's not me. If you even knew the fucking week I've had, you know that there is no way that I would have been able to post on here.

You finally fucked your partners wife and shit hit the fan?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

It was revenge, and a lot of other things, and there was nothing that we could do about it.

@ShutYourCakeHorn was a made man, and @WormKiller wasn’t, and we had to sit still and take it, it was real greaseball shit, they even shot @WormKiller in the face, so his mother couldn’t give him an open coffin at the funeral.

 

[guest]

I've never folded under questioning.

Not even when I was laying in a field and said I was resting.

Here? You're resting? The cop says.


You saw my face in the mugshot picture it was out to here. BING POW BOOM.

You're really funny, you're a funny guy.

 

[guest]

You finally fucked your partners wife and shit hit the fan?

Much worse. Holy crap where do I even begin? So I had to buy diamond saw blades for a job so I just decided to say screw it and go into the safe where we keep $4,000 worth of petty cash. As it turns out, unbeknownst to everyone else our secretary decided that she was going to go on a shopping spree with the petty cash that totaled $3,300.

So whilst I'm dealing with that, one of our employees thinks it's a good idea on his lunch break to shoot some dope and take some xanax bars, and then come back to the job site and work a backhoe. Needless to say he nodded out and almost fucking killed somebody. So now we're understaffed by two people because one of them was fired on the spot for being high on the job, and the other one has a broken arm.

So in between having to do the grunt work at the job sites now because we're two men short, I also have to figure out this $3,300 situation AND interview and hire two new people.

This is seriously been one of the worst weeks of my fucking life.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Slam down your box of filthy Milwaukees Best pounders and start with the dick pics.

I can make a backhoe sing, ese.