Nice 1.7 GPA, Stupid (Patrick's High School Transcript)

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Btw I graduated 7th of 325. 77th out of 113 is derp level.

 

[guest]

Transcript is hosted on payquasi.lol

 

[guest]

Btw this is further evidence that Patrick's parents didn't love him. If I showed my report card to my mom and these were my grades, she would have confiscated every single electronic device and not allowed me to see my friends or play sports.

 

[SFWA liaison]

the fellas breaking wind up Nikki's vagina have a higher GPA than Pat, let that sink in

I like imagining the pig having to listen to Dan sperg about music just to collect his evidence for the federal trial for felony fatphobia

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Surely someone will find out where he attended. It was probably for one semester before he dropped out.

Wait, now I'm confused. I thought it was established fact that he went to a community college for one semester and dropped out. And that community college was Waukesha County Technical College. Is this not so? My whole fawkin world of Pat Lore is in shambles right now.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Surely someone will find out where he attended. It was probably for one semester before he dropped out.

Everyone studied Seurat in high school, Pig. What kind of college was this that this was in the curriculum!??

Derrrr, brush points and camera pixels!

Yes Patrick, we too saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and Cameron's close ups with this piece. Nice deep cut, soft skull.

And as far as alleging that having these transcripts is "illegal", the first word in "public school" is ... well, public ( I saw your transcripts so I know that I had to softball that one to you).

Your brother is not only considerably smarter than you (as evidenced by his lack of a Kiwifarms article or internet presence), but I would wager that he's smarter enough to be embarrassed by you.

 

[RobertMewler]

If I showed my report card to my mom and these were my grades, she would have confiscated every single electronic device and not allowed me to see my friends or play sports.

It's not like he was playing sports anyway. See, he's very fat.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

“You’re a first semester Waukesha Tech student. You’ll take an Intro to Philosophy course and start waxing poetic about Socrates. Take an elective about astronomy, watch some Joe Rogan episodes with Neil Degrasse Tyson and you’ll be runnin ya mooth about the electromagnetic spectrum...”

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[Mike Glyer]

Ffffuuuuuuck, I just realized how much he looks like this greasy kid in band that never fucking showered and smelled like ass and cum. His only friend I remember him having was the mouthbreather kid with a cleft palate or whatever the fuck was wrong.

My kids are 100% healthy and adorable but you just broke my fucking heart because I imagined it was my kid with the cleft palate and only 1 weird friend. Then I just felt bad for that kid as a parent. Parenthood does shit to you.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Oh my god, what a fucking retard. @CarolMaxheinie nailed it, he really is a pants shitter.

This guy just gave a lecture on why Elon Musk is full of shit with F’s in high school physics and chemistry under his belt.

 

[guest]

Watch out for those Danshells buddy, he's going to go after you like he went after @JohnnyComeLately.

I say what i think, if people get uuuhfended so be it.

 

[guest]

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“You’re a first semester Waukesha Tech student. You’ll take an Intro to Philosophy course and start waxing poetic about Socrates. Take an elective about astronomy, watch some Joe Rogan episodes with Neil Degrasse Tyson and you’ll be runnin ya mooth about the electromagnetic spectrum...”

Minnie Driver is monstrously ugly. Looks like a character form Antz.

 

[Meownaw]

By studied he meant he saw it in a museum

By seeing it in a museum he means watching Ferris Bueller.
Fawk that's what I get by replying before reading the thread. *sniff*

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Minnie Driver is monstrously ugly. Looks like a character form Antz.

Worst casting ever. Almost ruins the film

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Listen to the way this kid repeatedly says, "NoT yeT!". This was totally Pat when he was a kid (no offense to the poor child in the video). Should start at 45 seconds in:




Piggy is one deranged OCD-having dummy.

I hate this kid.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Surely someone will find out where he attended. It was probably for one semester before he dropped out.

Everyone studied Seurat in high school, Pig. What kind of college was this that this was in the curriculum!??

Derrrr, brush points and camera pixels!

We learned about this shit in 4th grade art class. Newspaper photographs work the same way.

The Impressionism collection he actually studied in college. I want to smash a Monet over his head.

 

[Meownaw]

We learned about this shit in 4th grade art class. Newspaper photographs work the same way.

The Impressionism collection he actually studied in college. I want to smash a Monet over his head.

100 years

 

[Caverlock]

(A, L)