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Nice 1.7 GPA, Stupid (Patrick's High School Transcript)

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I've had this thought too, are we even sure he graduated? If he attended a college, probably. A tech school? Not necessarily.
Could be one of those technicalities where he “passed” but didn’t graduate with his class like he couldn’t attend graduation. Him not having a senior picture really stands out, it’s only the real fuck-ups that don’t even get a senior picture.
 

DiarrheaDick

She's takin' a shit right into a glass!
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Could be one of those technicalities where he “passed” but didn’t graduate with his class like he couldn’t attend graduation. Him not having a senior picture really stands out, it’s only the real fuck-ups that don’t even get a senior picture.
He probably had to do Summer School to graduate, if he actually did.
 

SFWA liaison

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If I wasn't IP banned
I got permad on reddit a bunch and new accounts would get flagged within a day of creation but it was never IP-wide. Try deleting all cookies and cache for reddit.com from browser settings, then open the javascript console on reddit.com and run "localStorage.clear();" That does the trick for me and I can go back to bullying trannies unimpeded.
 

Safka's Enticer

WOULD
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I got permad on reddit a bunch and new accounts would get flagged within a day of creation but it was never IP-wide. Try deleting all cookies and cache for reddit.com from browser settings, then open the javascript console on reddit.com and run "localStorage.clear();" That does the trick for me and I can go back to bullying trannies unimpeded.
If that doesn't work try ctrl+alt+del
 

TheNanaDook

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I got permad on reddit a bunch and new accounts would get flagged within a day of creation but it was never IP-wide. Try deleting all cookies and cache for reddit.com from browser settings, then open the javascript console on reddit.com and run "localStorage.clear();" That does the trick for me and I can go back to bullying trannies unimpeded.
It's definitely IP related, as I started a new account on a new device from a fresh browser, and within hours, I was banned from AskReddit for calling someone a disingenuous fag, and then within minutes of that, I got PERMANENTLY SSSUPENDED for "ban evasion".
 

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Why was he taking chemistry and physics at the same time during his senior year? Those aren't easy classes and his prior academic record would indicate that it would be too difficult for him so I'm surprised a counselor would allow it. Also I don't think he met the requirements for state college anyways so why not just take an easier science class?
 

Robert's Gift to Patty

Rick blamed Nikkki at first...
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Why was he taking chemistry and physics at the same time during his senior year? Those aren't easy classes and his prior academic record would indicate that it would be too difficult for him so I'm surprised a counselor would allow it. Also I don't think he met the requirements for state college anyways so why not just take an easier science class?
They probably kept putting off both while they tried to make him less retarded and then all of a sudden it was senior year and he needed to take both.
 
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Why was he taking chemistry and physics at the same time during his senior year? Those aren't easy classes and his prior academic record would indicate that it would be too difficult for him so I'm surprised a counselor would allow it. Also I don't think he met the requirements for state college anyways so why not just take an easier science class?
When Mama Raven is the counselor baby boy Patrick could take whatever he wanted.
 
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Noted without comment.

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Stent

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Why was he taking chemistry and physics at the same time during his senior year? Those aren't easy classes and his prior academic record would indicate that it would be too difficult for him so I'm surprised a counselor would allow it. Also I don't think he met the requirements for state college anyways so why not just take an easier science class?
His brother was probably excelling in those subjects by then. Do my homework, little brother, or else I will cry to Mama Raven you're not helping me.
 
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When my son (3) asks "Why not?" I sometimes sang the Stones song back to him and now he uses that shit on me when I ask him why he isn't listening and behaving.
Holy shit, my dad did the exact same thing when me and my siblings were bitching and moaning.
One time just as we were in the backseat coping and seething about something, the song actually came on the radio. He turned it up all the way blasting it and cracking up while we cried. Fucking legendary move. Thank you for bringing back that memory, havent thought of it in years
 
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