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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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I car crashed and said horrible things to people...




I want to repent, PLEASE, by the grace of Saint Norm, give me another chance!!! 😭🙏
Well you didn't do shit to me, sport. You should continue to carcrash and say horrible things to people, but do it on my behalf. Be my minion.

You will call me Father.
 
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He car crashed me. I was enraged. I took it out on my girlfriend verbally. Then I looked at their profile and realized I was car crashed by an outrageous faggot. Like anytime I am harassed by a faggot I just nod and understand they can't help themselves and move on. In my heart I know I should apologize to my girlfriend, but she will probably do something to annoy me like talk over a song I like. Instead I will just let it go that one time and there will be balance.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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He car crashed me. I was enraged. I took it out on my girlfriend verbally. Then I looked at their profile and realized I was car crashed by an outrageous faggot. Like anytime I am harassed by a faggot I just nod and understand they can't help themselves and move on. In my heart I know I should apologize to my girlfriend, but she will probably do something to annoy me like talk over a song I like. Instead I will just let it go that one time and there will be balance.
@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 car crashes any mention of poutine because he's a lousy golfer.
 

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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He car crashed me. I was enraged. I took it out on my girlfriend verbally. Then I looked at their profile and realized I was car crashed by an outrageous faggot. Like anytime I am harassed by a faggot I just nod and understand they can't help themselves and move on. In my heart I know I should apologize to my girlfriend, but she will probably do something to annoy me like talk over a song I like. Instead I will just let it go that one time and there will be balance.
Make sure she knows you're letting it go so she can show her appreciation.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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And you wonder why everyone calls you Gay Vigoda behind your back. You’re not a ghost because the only place you’re haunting is the closet. Fries and gravy is an okay concept I guess but what’s it missing? Not cold cheese balls.
Listen NIGGER, the cheese melts. And nothing melts better than curd. You don't know what the fuck your talkeeng about.
 

Andrew Dice Clay

"DID YA HEAR ABOUT DA HAWK TOOIE GORL? AGHEGEGHE!"
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Kim_Jong_Poon_

Единственная станция, которая действительно раскач
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In my heart I know I should apologize to my girlfriend, but she will probably do something to annoy me like talk over a song I like. Instead I will just let it go that one time and there will be balance.
This is the way
 
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