New Torque Wheeler experienced pro car guy blog tips just dropped

[HotDogJoe]

He really thought he was outsmarting the internet. It must grind his gears that there has been so much evidence exposing him as a compulsive liar. He has lied his whole life and got by on it. Now there is tons of documentation of his hypocrisy and blatant lies that he cant hide or run away from. No longer can he just deny and run from it when he is caught in a lie and hope people take his word for it. He has had this coming his whole life. Pat is a fraud and will take advantage of anyone that shows him an ounce of interest or pity.

He'll never be able to do anything under his own name again for as long as he lives. He's legitimately a star cow on KF now, so even if this place got shut down or admin got bored of hosting it, he's still going to be known as a lolcow to the internet.

I do somewhat feel bad for his daughter when she Googles him (if she hasn't already) and discovers what a massive autistic lolcow her biological father is. At least she wasn't burdened with his name.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He'll never be able to do anything under his own name again for as long as he lives. He's legitimately a star cow on KF now, so even if this place got shut down or admin got bored of hosting it, he's still going to be known as a lolcow to the internet.

I do somewhat feel bad for his daughter when she Googles him (if she hasn't already) and discovers what a massive autistic lolcow her biological father is. At least she wasn't burdened with his name.

His daughter will no doubt want to know more about her father, Jon (RIP), in the next few years and won't be entirely satisfied with what Ade tells her. She'll search the internet for more info and she'll find out about Pat. I know Jon said they told her about him and didn't keep anything from her but you know they didn't tell her about his online presence. She'll see what a cunt he is, what a failure he is, how unhappy and miserable he is. She'll thank God everyday that Pat didn't raise her even as she goes through her teen years without a father.

This is the life you've chosen for yourself, Patrick. Please do have fun.

 

[UnPRePared]

I genuinely quit drinking because of Fatrick. I was too caught up in my stupid “it’s cool to drink” mindset like him. I look back at pictures of myself from 2-3 years ago and cringe, I look like a completely different person now.

I don't drink very often anymore because of the diet, but I have my moments, usually In a limited capacity.

But when I'm amongst friends, there's times I don't pay attention because I'm being social, and I start doing more than I normally would. And sure enough, once I feel I'm at that point, I immediately think "I'm heading down to Tomlinson Territory", and I stop myself.

Think of all the lives this man has saved, just by being a self-obsessed piece of shit. Like if Jesus was an Instagram influencer.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Who the fuck holds a steering wheel like that?

Why still wear the sunglasses on your head when you're driving?

 

[guest]

How to lose weight or how to be a proper dad. I’m a retard for answering a rhetorical question.

I think you’re swell.

 

[SensibleKeks]

My special edition Bullitt Mustang always needs gasoline, so when gas prices skyrocketed because of Putin's invasion of the Ukraine, I knew I had to make a brave statement at the pump.

This can't be real. I refuse to believe anyone wrote this tripe unironically.

 

[guest]

I think you’re swell.

Thanks buddy, i think you’re swell too!

 

[guest]

Thanks buddy, i think you’re swell too!

Gay.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

My special edition Bullitt V6 Mustang

Hasn't this mother fucker spent the last three years arguing that he drives a V8? Yet here he is in a place he thinks is safe from our watchful eyes admitting that he does not drive a V8. Also did that really drop today, it says June 6. I pray that there's something wrong with the website that fucks all dates up.

 

[guest]

Gay.

A little bit gay is ok

 

[Guyincognito]

Who the fuck holds a steering wheel like that?

Dog Brains

 

[EraGodless]

Who the fuck holds a steering wheel like that?

Someone who wants to shoot the asshole passenger in the backseat.

 

[EraGodless]

His daughter will no doubt want to know more about her father, Jon (RIP), in the next few years and won't be entirely satisfied with what Ade tells her. She'll search the internet for more info and she'll find out about Pat. I know Jon said they told her about him and didn't keep anything from her but you know they didn't tell her about his online presence. She'll see what a cunt he is, what a failure he is, how unhappy and miserable he is. She'll thank God everyday that Pat didn't raise her even as she goes through her teen years without a father.

This is the life you've chosen for yourself, Patrick. Please do have fun.

Oh, so you don't think that someday Annabelle will find her way home?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Why still wear the sunglasses on your head when you're driving?

People can get blinded by her bald-spot, cyberatalker.

 

[Raymond]

Seriously, who does this Torque Wheeler guy think he is?

 

[UnPRePared]

Seriously, who does this Torque Wheeler guy think he is?

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Thin and successful

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Seriously, who does this Torque Wheeler guy think he is?

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This would be funnier if it was “safe”, stupid.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Nobody wants to save niggers, stupid.

 

[Raymond]

This would be funnier if it was “safe”, stupid.

You fawking cocksuckers really pound a guy for spelling errors. Annoys me, but it also teaches me to do better.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You fawking cocksuckers really pound a guy for spelling errors. Annoys me, but it also teaches me to do better.

We are fuck ups, but more importantly we’re all faggots. It’s how we improve.