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Kinderman

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Sue is a person who figures out what they are trying to say 7 minutes into a conversation.
That’s accurate. Some of his more long-winded posts sound like someone realizing what they’re saying as they’re saying it. And then he goes into painstaking detail about it like no one else could have possibly worked it out yet.

He’s bizarro Fez: an asexual who claims to like men and never shuts up.
 

goo gobbler

UAlbany women's basketball fan
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not to mention having to always play devil's advocate on every goddamn issue
he's really not that clever.

he does that thing where he pretends to go full 14/88 when it comes to italians, but then 10 minutes later posts a novel about how actual literal subsaharan niggers aren't actually bad because socioeconomic this or racism that. he doesn't really hate italians. he'd hate any any person with a tan, italian, arab, or spic, who doesn't worship niggers, because in his zoomer brain if you're slightly darker than jim norton's boyfriend, you should be part of the solidarity movement, maaan. and if you're not, you're a nigger, because that's what the WASPs really believe! his jewish movies told him so.

it's easily the most hatable part of him because it's so transparent and fake and gay.
 
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musTARD

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he's really not that clever.

he does that thing where he pretends to go full 14/88 when it comes to italians, but then 10 minutes later posts a novel about how actual literal subsaharan niggers aren't actually bad because socioeconomic this or racism that. he doesn't really hate italians. he'd hate any any person with a tan, italian, arab, or spic, who doesn't worship niggers, because in his zoomer brain if you're slightly darker than jim norton's boyfriend, you should be part of the solidarity movement, maaan. and if you're not, you're a nigger, because that's what the WASPs really believe! his jewish movies told him so.

it's easily the most hatable part of him because it's so transparent and fake and gay.
When he qualified his hatred for Italians as self-hatred because he's part Italian I literally cringed, it was so fucking embarrassing and gay.
 

Suetonius

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he's really not that clever.

he does that thing where he pretends to go full 14/88 when it comes to italians, but then 10 minutes later posts a novel about how actual literal subsaharan niggers aren't actually bad because socioeconomic this or racism that. he doesn't really hate italians. he'd hate any any person with a tan, italian, arab, or spic, who doesn't worship niggers, because in his zoomer brain if you're slightly darker than jim norton's boyfriend, you should be part of the solidarity movement, maaan. and if you're not, you're a nigger, because that's what the WASPs really believe! his jewish movies told him so
I have no idea what you’re talking about, because I really DO hate Italians. And where’d the “solidarity movement” thing coming from. Call me a fag but people love to project stereotypical lib opinions on me. I’d call a spade a spade wether they’re part of the “movement” or not

You’re right on everything else though…
 
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musTARD

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Its a joke retard…I mean I am “””part italian””” , like 5%, like when an American says they’re “Irish”…i’m not one of these fucking guidos

ARE YOU ITALIAN?
I'm half Maltese, with Calabrian and Sicilian roots.

it wasn't a joke, you were trying to signal to the other guidos on here that you're sort of one of them and totally not Floridian non-Eyetalian white trash. It was gay as, as, well, you.
 

goo gobbler

UAlbany women's basketball fan
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I have no idea what you’re talking about, because I really DO hate Italians. And where’d the “solidarity movement” thing coming from. Call me a fag but people love to project stereotypical lib opinions on me. I’d call a spade a spade wether they’re part of the “movement” or not

You’re right on everything else though…
@Phish @Stent @chocolatehellhole
take him away toys...

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Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I have no idea what you’re talking about, because I really DO hate Italians. And where’d the “solidarity movement” thing coming from. Call me a fag but people love to project stereotypical lib opinions on me. I’d call a spade a spade wether they’re part of the “movement” or not

You’re right on everything else though…
Don't talk like that, it's almost Italian identity month!
 
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musTARD

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Ewwww you’re projecting. I don’t want to associate with Italians.
But you are though, 5 percenterster

I'm not bragging you stupid faggot, I'm grossed out by the thought that anyone would ever do that, and you asked. You're a gay, attention-whoring zoomer, that's what makes it obvious, handsome.
 
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musTARD

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fuck this, everyone here visit my John David Ebert thread, it's fascinating.

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goo gobbler

UAlbany women's basketball fan
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off topic is not going to be the gay slam poet nigger club it was in the last few years

guidos, greaseballs, wops, guineas etc are going to be at the center of that. it's a huge transformation for off topic to make, and italians will be resented for our leading role

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