New Piggy selfie

[Easily_Remembered]

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It is a myth. CHOMP

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Well holee shit.

 

[guest]

 

[The Fuchitive]

When I was a teenager I knew this super racist Mexican guy who was packin nearly a foot long flaccid. The reason I know is he pulled his shorts down every chance he got. Especially around blacks in order to flex on them and he’d make fun of them for being embarrassed or shy about it.

Ricky was a pretty funny little spic. Probably dead by now.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

He doesn't even look like the same person from the Vegas photos taken 5 months ago.

It's called dental floss and it's not expensive.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Why does the cow in the background have a protruding asshole?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Mmm, dark skin, awkward posture, just chunky enough to be insecure. Thanks for the creepshot!

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Not a bad bit idea. Collect every Pat selfie with a semi attractive young girl in the background and spread it around reddit that he's a notorious creep shooter

 

[guest]

Same pantsize since highschool*

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Fucking dumb Midwestern dweeb. Nice 127K debt, stupid.

 

[guest]

Aileen Wuornos and John Wayne Gacy

 

[guest]

He's so fat, he's got chink eyes. Nice lifestyle choices, stupid.

The pig slits are getting worse and worse.

Can I appreciate a random Milwaukee cutie for 2 goddamn seconds without a montage of black cocks?!?

Somehow the collage is a brief respite from the pig, what the fuck is this site doing to my brain

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Why does the cow in the background have a protruding asshole?

No dummy, that's pat

 

[Sputnik]

I’d rather look at the shiny helmets than Pat smile. He’s that grotesque. Yes. That’s the reason. How’s everyone tonight?

 

[guest]

I’d rather look at the shiny helmets than Pat smile. He’s that grotesque. Yes. That’s the reason. How’s everyone tonight?

Doing pretty good, had a few shandys, Dan style, how about you?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He's wearing that strap like Niki does. It must be separating his fat tits and making them look weird

 

[Phish]

They tell me to brush my piss yellow teeth

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Jesus tap dancing Christ. His dental tartar has fucking cleavage.

 

[Guinness525]

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Why does he have such chinky eyes

 

[Caverlock]

He does that thing that really, really tall guys do with their girlfriends where they barely have them in the frame to be silly.

My half-brother is 6'6" and he does that with his 5'5" wife. Pig is 5'10.5" and Niki is probably 5'5". You just look like a narcissistic dope, Pat.

 

[guest]

Just noticed the blonde in shorts behind them. Creepshot Tomlinson strikes again. "Quick, Niki, lets take a selfie for no reason! No, facing this way!"

In what nigger hell hole is that a blonde?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

In what nigger hell hole is that a blonde?

I think the bottle says Hillbilly Dark Blonde.