New lore: Patrick was an honors crayon colorer

[chewtoycock]

Everyone has seen his humiliating high school transcripts. He could post proof of his GATE placement as well as his AP transcripts but he won't because he's a compulsive liar.

Even if we pretend for a second that he actually isn't lying, at the end of the day what has his massive hidden intellect gotten him? He's a fat drunk insurance salesman turned (former) low-tier author who spends 12 hours a day fighting on the internet to protect his fragile ego. Mama Raven should have taped up "stupid is as stupid does" on the fridge instead of #DLTIW.

 

[guest]

12 hours a day fighting on the internet

 

[UnPRePared]

Also they wanted me to volunteer to be able to wear the national honor society thing around my neck at graduation I was like fuck that

At what point did the Guidance Counselor bring you in and spend the day explaining why you HAVE to buy a house?

 

[BoomerSperg]

Everyone has seen his humiliating high school transcripts. He could post proof of his GATE placement as well as his AP transcripts but he won't because he's a compulsive liar.

He never shut up about being a published author so if he actually had proof he was a special smart child he'd be xeeting it daily.

 

[SFWA liaison]

even if true (it's not) having been a good student only to become a fat faggot with bitch tits who day-drinks isn't something to brag about

 

[bantadant]

That’s incredible. Was it some sort of pilot to like equalize everyone??

They were just putting all of the poors together in case of a school shooting

 

[SFWA liaison]

g/t was where they put the kids who were too disruptive to the class (would argue with a fence post) , but not distinctly retarded enough for the state to pay for their seat in the special ed classes. mama raven probably got called in because he was technicality tomlinsoning his 3rd grade teacher and something needed to be done.

how do you deal with disruptive kids in Omani classrooms? you throw stones at them?

 

[cardwell]

 

[EraGodless]

How is he real???

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Grade school? Americans don't call it that. If he was in G&T, he would have been in G&T classes his freshman year in HS. He was not.