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New ETHICS COMPLAINT against Ooga for STEALING

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Banning is for weak faggots
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But seriously, folks, let's not let this scandal diminish the fact that Ooga Booga is indeed an accomplished writer - no, no, it's true. Why, I heard that he can type up to 80 clicks a minute!

Looking out at this crowd of distinguished SFWA alumni, I am made aware of one thing - the masking policy had NOTHING to do with COVID! YEEESSH! You mutants look like Dr Frankenstein's first drafts! Oh, come on! Some of you are so unattractive that you would make Diddy say that he has to get up early the next day. You could turn a Diddy party into a Did-he-not party, amirite?

Paul Weimer is here, everyone! Let's hear it for Paul Weimer! Guys, if you can't find any parking spots outside, don't listen to Paul when he tells you that there's extra parking in the rear. It's a trap! Ha ha, no I kid. Wait, kid ...? Calm down, Paul! You know, when I first met Paul, he told me that he takes pictures of children. I was like, wait ... you take pictures of children? Wow! Does it ever get hard? Paul says to me, he says, 'Oh yeah, all the time. But I wear baggy pants so they never notice'.

Seth Simons made it, ladies and gentlemen! I would tell you to give it up for Seth Simons, but Seth doesn't care if you do or not - he's taking it anyway! Some people might have you believe that Seth doesn't know what consent is. That's not necessarily true - he just isn't sure how many consents are in a dollar! One time, a girl told Seth, "I give you consent". Seth got suspicious and asked her, "Does that mean you want change back?"
 
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But seriously, folks, let's not let this scandal diminish the fact that Ooga Booga is indeed an accomplished writer - no, no, it's true. Why, I heard that he can type up to 80 clicks a minute!

Looking out at this crowd of distinguished SFWA alumni, I am made aware of one thing - the masking policy had NOTHING to do with COVID! YEEESSH! You mutants look like Dr Frankenstein's first drafts! Oh, come on! Some of you are so unattractive that you would make Diddy say that he has to get up early the next day. You could turn a Diddy party into a Did-he-not party, amirite?

Paul Weimer is here, everyone! Let's hear it for Paul Weimer! Guys, if you can't find any parking spots outside, don't listen to Paul when he tells you that there's extra parking in the rear. It's a trap! Ha ha, no I kid. Wait, kid ...? Calm down, Paul! You know, when I first met Paul, he told me that he takes pictures of children. I was like, wait ... you take pictures of children? Wow! Does it ever get hard? Paul says to me, he says, 'Oh yeah, all the time. But I wear baggy pants so they never notice'.

Seth Simons made it, ladies and gentlemen! I would tell you to give it up for Seth Simons, but Seth doesn't care if you do or not - he's taking it anyway! Some people might have you believe that Seth doesn't know what consent is. That's not necessarily true - he just isn't sure how many consents are in a dollar! One time, a girl told Seth, "I give you consent". Seth got suspicious and asked her, "Does that mean you want change back?"
Sidenote: does anyone know of any good text-to-voice AI that can be locally trained, say on hours of audio? The LOS episode where they had AI Soder/Luis/Jay/Dave/Butterly do a minute of made-up material in their style was hilarious. Now I want AI standup Pat.
 
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