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New 0:35 Facts Revealed, Deleted Posts Found

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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You do realize this place isn’t even for adults much less children right? Specifically because of lunatics like the both of us.
She doesn't read anything, I play the @Jenna audio.. sometimes your audio, sometimes other people altogether... I'm raising them to have a PFG sense of humor, dagoster.
 

CQ Beans

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She doesn't read anything, I play the @Jenna audio.. sometimes your audio, sometimes other people altogether... I'm raising them to have a PFG sense of humor, dagoster.
Ha, dago. We haven’t been called that in a while. Old school. Why would you do that though? I’ve called you some pretty terrible names. As in that’s all I call you.

Turk and the Somali have really distracted me to the point where I’ve almost completely forgotten about you. Shame on them.
 

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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Ha, dago. We haven’t been called that in a while. Old school. Why would you do that though? I’ve called you some pretty terrible names. As in that’s all I call you.

Turk and the Somali have really distracted me to the point where I’ve almost completely forgotten about you. Shame on them.

Not even joking, he says he regularly talks to his daughters about me. Which means he's probably spent hours venting about you to them: Capital Grille, Fetterman, etc.

Instead of taking his kids on a summer vacation trip to an amusement park, he's yammering to them about his internet enemies and how daddy is besting them on a forum.
 

CQ Beans

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Not even joking, he says he regularly talks to his daughters about me. Which means he's probably spent hours venting about you to them: Capital Grille, Fetterman, etc.

Instead of taking his kids on a summer vacation trip to an amusement park, he's yammering to them about his internet enemies and how daddy is besting them on a forum.
And apparently we’re in some kind of alliance? Yeah, I know Fetterman. And you’re a pedo according to him because of your avatar. He’s just so antithetical to this place. Him and Boq both. Vile interlopers.
 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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Not even joking, he says he regularly talks to his daughters about me. Which means he's probably spent hours venting about you to them: Capital Grille, Fetterman, etc.

Instead of taking his kids on a summer vacation trip to an amusement park, he's yammering to them about his internet enemies and how daddy is besting them on a forum.
You've become absolutely deranged from 0:35, hilarious to see unfold in real time. Wow... whatever it takes, at all costs... CHH is a nazi!!
 

Jen_Tomlinson

Everyone’s alt
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Not even joking, he says he regularly talks to his daughters about me. Which means he's probably spent hours venting about you to them: Capital Grille, Fetterman, etc.

Instead of taking his kids on a summer vacation trip to an amusement park, he's yammering to them about his internet enemies and how daddy is besting them on a forum.
You’re a busy bitch tonight.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️subscribe to the bon-fire, crackle crackle❤️
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1. Jenna is the best poster ever.
2. See one.
3. Practice breath control. Busta Rhymes is fat as fuck but he can still spit fast.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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You should probably teach her how to read at some point
I pointed a funny sign out to my ex's five year old one time and was like "did you see what it said?" and she was like "nah, I can't even read." It made me laugh hard. I don't know if it was because I just didn't consider the fact that this little kid hasn't learned how to read yet or the fact that no matter how old they are, hearing someone casually say they can't read like it's no big deal is just funny.
 
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