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EraGodless

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The Björk Brotherman said:
Two days in a row has exposed herself to everyone in the office. What is this bitch trying to pull here?

Not sure if she's fighting with her husband or something but yesterday she made a big production when she dropped something and while everyone was looking at her she bent over the desk to pick it up and her dress went over her underwear. Everyone including a client got a free show of the bottom of her ass cheeks coming out of her panties. PFG if you ask me.

But today she's talking with someone in the front office and her tit slipped out of her top and she didn't notice until someone said something, then she pretended to be embarrassed and quickly covered up.

Once is an accident, twice is a pattern, especially when her husband was conveniently at a work site and the rest of us were in the office both times. She's fine as FUCK so we we're all joking about it earlier behind her back, but I'm starting to think she's doing this to advertise for us. I think she's pissed at her husband and trying to get someone to hit on her or make a real attempt.

Normally I'd go for it but her husband is a really good friend of mine, I would get fired and this is the same crazy bitch that went on a shopping spree with the petty cash.

I guess my question is do I be a good friend and tell him or do I say nothing and keep enjoying the peep show?
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You definitely lead a more interesting life than Patrick S. Tomlinson
 
ShutYourCakeHorn

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The Björk Brotherman said:
I like how he's like "post more, incel" and it's like yeah I admit that I'm single and I only have sex with bar rats when I can get it and I post on here all the time because I work at a desk so I fuck around online all day.

I don't get how he's dissing me, I'm already admitting I have nothing better to do and that I'm not in a relationship.

Damn he fuckin buried me.

*Sniff*
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I would rather be single and fuck bar rats than having to wake up next to Antonio Inkoki every morning, brother.

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EraGodless said:
You definitely lead a more interesting life than Patrick S. Tomlinson
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Not really. I'm working under the assumption that this woman is spiting her husband because she's a little nuts and they have fucking screaming matches in front of all of us.

She definitely doing this so it gets back to him, I'm just wondering if I should be the one to bite the bullet and tell him.
 
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The Björk Brotherman said:
Not really. I'm working under the assumption that this woman is spiting her husband because she's a little nuts and they have fucking screaming matches in front of all of us.

She definitely doing this so it gets back to him, I'm just wondering if I should be the one to bite the bullet and tell him.
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Is he white?
 
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Patreeky said:
Bump, what this nigga said
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I've already given up way too much personal information than I'm comfortable giving about myself. As crazy as this chick is I am not subjecting her to you animals.

People like that HH faggot would figure out where I work and unfortunately I'm the motherfucker who ends up with 90% of the phone calls. My job is hard enough without having to entertain that retard and his faggot friends calling all day. I'm trying to do LESS work, not more.
 
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The Björk Brotherman said:
Goading her on to give us more of a show is as far as I'll go. I don't need that kind of drama. Besides, I've seen what a cunt she can be and she's not worth losing this gig over.
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Stay on her good side, and same with her male relatives. The yellow man is out for blood in 2023. We've only witnessed the beginning!
 
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Harry Kilmer said:
Pics or LEAVE! AND NEVER RETURN!!!
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I already explained why I'm not posting pictures. I've already proven that I don't lie. Last time someone tried to call me out I posted a picture of the teenager in my bed. If you missed that one, idk what to tell ya.

I wouldn't post somebody's photo without their consent on here, and I sure as FUCK don't want to dox where I work. That's all I need is you niggers calling me all day lol.

She looks like a 35 year old Zhang Ziyi. Use your imagination. Christ she's Chinese they all look the same.
 
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The Björk Brotherman said:
Two days in a row has exposed herself to everyone in the office. What is this bitch trying to pull here?

Not sure if she's fighting with her husband or something but yesterday she made a big production when she dropped something and while everyone was looking at her she bent over the desk to pick it up and her dress went over her underwear. Everyone including a client got a free show of the bottom of her ass cheeks coming out of her panties. PFG if you ask me.

But today she's talking with someone in the front office and part of her tit slipped out of her top and she didn't notice until someone said something, then she pretended to be embarrassed and quickly covered up.

Once is an accident, twice is a pattern, especially when her husband was conveniently at a work site and the rest of us were in the office both times. She's fine as FUCK so we we're all joking about it earlier behind her back, but I'm starting to think she's doing this to advertise for us. I think she's pissed at her husband and trying to get someone to hit on her or make a real attempt.

Normally I'd go for it but her husband is a really good friend of mine, I would get fired and this is the same crazy bitch that went on a shopping spree with the petty cash.

I guess my question is do I be a good friend and tell him or do I say nothing and keep enjoying the peep show?
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I need pics to properly judge this woman. Also, she's just doing all that for attention, don't fall for it.
 
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