Near far wherever you are...

[guest]

They're expected to run out of breathable air on Thursday at 10 a.m. GMT. That's if they're still alive.

 

[Meownaw]

I'm trying to think of a zinger that the banging at 30 min intervals is the Logitech controller just making that windows reconnect sound but it comes across too wordy.

 

[guest]

[URL='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhd4TdFgGrU']GAH GAH UH GA GA, GAH GAH UH GA GA[/URL]

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Won't see them no more

 

[TravisPickle]

poo-571

I would be having such howling loud nervous gassers in that tin can, funster.

"We're gonna die. Mind if I just jerk my dick a little?"

@gassers comment?

 

[Dennyislife]

They're expected to run out of breathable air on Thursday at 10 a.m. GMT. That's if they're still alive.

Just set my alarm for 8.59am UK time and I shall go outside and take a big gulp of air knowing I am better off than a billionaire

 

[bantadant]

They're expected to run out of breathable air on Thursday at 10 a.m. GMT. That's if they're still alive.

Fawk, they won't even get to see the Nintendo Direct then

 

[bantadant]

Also in additional video game yuma,

I heard elite Xbox operative Shane Nokes has come out of retirement to troubleshoot the controller issues

 

[Meownaw]

Fawk, they won't even get to see the Nintendo Direct then

They won't miss anything then.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Also in additional video game yuma,

I heard elite Xbox operative Shane Nokes has come out of retirement to troubleshoot the controller issues

If Nokes was on that sub, it wouldn't be coming back to the surface under any circumstances (he's fat, you see).

 

[bantadant]

If Nokes was on that sub, it wouldn't be coming back to the surface under any circumstances (he's fat, you see).

He also would have opened the hatch to abandon his cat that he can no longer provide for

 

[HH Brother]

Fawk, they won't even get to see the Nintendo Direct then

They were killing Nana in COD the other night with their Madcatz controller, funster.

 

[TravisPickle]

They were killing Nana in COD the other night with their Madcatz controller, funster.

You guys ever buy a madcatz controller as a kid, plug the fucker in, and your character is already doing slow 360s on the spot? I wonder if the sub was moving around like that. Maybe all the knocks are from the controller getting thrown against the wall.

 

[Meownaw]

You guys ever buy a madcatz controller as a kid, plug the fucker in, and your character is already doing slow 360s on the spot? I wonder if the sub was moving around like that. Maybe all the knocks are from the controller getting thrown against the wall.

The rubber on the sticks would peel after a week.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Reports in UK media say tapping may have been picked up on sonar so they are likely panicking 2 miles under the sea in total darkness cold hungry and pissing and shitting themselves.

Still far better off than the average compound media subscriber.

this sub is a bigger piece of shit than pat from moonachie's trailer (RIP)

 

[DMbA]

Also in additional video game yuma,

I heard elite Xbox operative Shane Nokes has come out of retirement to troubleshoot the controller issues

Why would he

That's not a Microsoft

 

[TravisPickle]

lol and now you're dead bitch!

 

[BoringFaggot]

Also in additional video game yuma,

I heard elite Xbox operative Shane Nokes has come out of retirement to troubleshoot the controller issues

You think they'd charge his wife extra for a tour like they do for airplane seats?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I’m currently searching with Flav and we think we heard tapping in the distance, funster.

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surprised pat isn't appealing to Aquaman to save them

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Street Fighting Man plays but is extremely muffled

: GOOOD MORNING EVERYBODDDDDDYYYYY….or afternoon…sniff…fawkin getting hungry
: Heheheheh yeaaaaaahhhh….goodmorning everybody.
: How was your weekend Jimmy?
: It was good. I fucked a hooker and now i’m stuck in the Titanic with these two fuckin dopes.
: HAHAHhaha aHOLEEEE SHIT!!!!!!
: HUHUHUH YEaaaaauhhh…..for those of you who don’t know, we had a big fawkinn change up in the show this week. We’re broadcasting from a fawkinn sunken submarine.
: Thank god Erock isn’t with us or we’d be dead yesterday.
: HAHAHAHAHA HOLEEEEEE SHIT!!!!!!

All the while a slow pinging can be heard in the background.

Opie can live on his boogers for at least 96 hours

"I Wish we could get these FAWKIN Phones working!! ERock?"
*Erock is the weight used to make the sub sink*