Near far wherever you are...

[aRTie02150]

Reports in UK media say tapping may have been picked up on sonar so they are likely panicking 2 miles under the sea in total darkness cold hungry and pissing and shitting themselves.

Still far better off than the average compound media subscriber.

You know the women on board area making the most noise and being dramatic.

 

[HH Brother]

Reports in UK media say tapping may have been picked up on sonar so they are likely panicking 2 miles under the sea in total darkness cold hungry and pissing and shitting themselves.

Still far better off than the average compound media subscriber.

Can you get podcast equipment to the bottom of the ocean, funster?

 

[Dennyislife]

Can you get podcast equipment to the bottom of the ocean, funster?

It's too big and that's why it can't resurface

 

[Guest]

Finally an article that I can understand!

 

[guest]

Can you get podcast equipment to the bottom of the ocean, funster?

They've only got one sink down there, but it's a big one.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

You know the women on board area making the most noise and being dramatic.

Jesus. Some gal(s) really did a number on you, ese. You're right though.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Can you get podcast equipment to the bottom of the ocean, funster?

I look forward to seeing the documentary they eventually make with the footage they get from all their phones.

 

[aRTie02150]

Jesus. Some gal(s) really did a number on you, ese. You're right though.

 

[Dennyislife]

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Finally an article that I can understand!

This guy found a missing plane with a football player who just signed for millions in the premier league a few years ago and knows people on the sub is the guy claiming taps may have been heard at the 9 minute mark

 

[RoTheHo69]

A good rundown on the this piece of shit submarine and it's shady company, funsters.

Nice carbon fiber pressure hull, stupid.

 

[HH Brother]

This guy found a missing plane with a football player who just signed for millions in the premier league a few years ago and knows people on the sub is the guy claiming taps may have been heard at the 9 minute mark

I’m currently searching with Flav and we think we heard tapping in the distance, funster.

 

[Meownaw]

knows people on the sub

Didn't realize they were fans

 

[RobertMewler]

 

[Meownaw]

Ziplock bag toilet funsters.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

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Ziplock bag toilet funsters.

GPS doesn't work underwater, stupid.

 

[guest]

I guess the thing was basically just weighted down to make it sink and the plan was to jettison the weights to ascend. It's possible that system failed as well. Also seems really stupid - how would they manage their speed on the way up to avoid the bends?

 

[Suetonius]

Do you think the captain is embarrassed sitting there for 96 hours while the other 4 people are just staring at him, waiting for their oxygen to run out?

The less people on board the longer they have for the oxygen to run out. The captain is being eaten and used as a sex toy right now.

 

[Meownaw]

The less people on board the longer they have for the oxygen to run out. The captain is being eaten and used as a sex toy right now.

"So why is this not pinging the surface?"
"It got really annoying so we ditched that idea"

I imagine those were his final words.

 

[Suetonius]

Someone on Reddit of all places described this situation pretty good. Imagine if someone were lost in a forrest except it’s always night, the forrest is huge, the people who are lost can’t call for help or respond to any signals, they’re wearing camouflage, and the people searching for them can only search for periods at a time. Also you have 72 hours.

 

[RobertMewler]

"So why is this not pinging the surface?"
"It got really annoying so we ditched that idea"

I imagine those were his final words.

No, child. They were not. They were, "Ggggggaaaahhhh!!!! Aaahhhhh!!!"