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Did anyone do this one yet?
They can't actually do anything. Those subs can't even dive halfway down to the Titanic safely. At 2,000 feet you are in danger of imploding inside of any military submarine. Titanic is at 13,000 feet. You need specialized equipment. The world record dive for a person is a little over 2,000 feet. A modern military submarine would splinter into dust not even halfway to the Titanic (yet any champagne bottles onboard might survive).So I guess submarines that we, Russia, Britain and others have in the atlantic just don’t feel like revealing themselves to help out? Brutal
Even if that’s true, which I doubt, they must at least have some fancy ass sonar shit that could help find where it is?They can't actually do anything. Those subs can't even dive halfway down to the Titanic safely. At 2,000 feet you are in danger of imploding inside of any military submarine. Titanic is at 13,000 feet. You need specialized equipment. The world record dive for a person is a little over 2,000 feet. A modern military submarine would splinter into dust not even halfway to the Titanic (yet any champagne bottles onboard might survive).
There are probably only two or three companies in the entire world with equipment to bring up the submersible that these idiots are inside of currently. And they need to pull them out before air runs out. Last time a sub had to be pulled from water it was only a few hundred feet down and they had less than ten minutes of air left before they got the guys out of the sub.
When people die mountain climbing the bodies are just left there as retrieving them is dangerous. This is no different. Once the air runs out the military will probably just leave.
It isn't like they could send a deepsea sub and just link airlocks when this piece of shit cannot even open, funster.They can't actually do anything. Those subs can't even dive halfway down to the Titanic safely. At 2,000 feet you are in danger of imploding inside of any military submarine. Titanic is at 13,000 feet. You need specialized equipment. The world record dive for a person is a little over 2,000 feet. A modern military submarine would splinter into dust not even halfway to the Titanic (yet any champagne bottles onboard might survive).
There are probably only two or three companies in the entire world with equipment to bring up the submersible that these idiots are inside of currently. And they need to pull them out before air runs out. Last time a sub had to be pulled from water it was only a few hundred feet down and they had less than ten minutes of air left before they got the guys out of the sub.
When people die mountain climbing the bodies are just left there as retrieving them is dangerous. This is no different. Once the air runs out the military will probably just leave.
Oh brother!
It took forever to find the actual Titanic on the seafloor. There are still Titanic sized wrecks on the seafloor that have not been found. There are missing things like destroyers and carriers from WWII. It took decades to find the Bismark. You would be shocked at how difficult it is to detect things underwater like other submarines or underwater mountains.Even if that’s true, which I doubt, they must at least have some fancy ass sonar shit that could help find where it is?
I don’t think I’ve heard anyone explain how they would get them out of there even if they did find them alive on the floor.It took forever to find the actual Titanic on the seafloor. There are still Titanic sized wrecks on the seafloor that have not been found. There are missing things like destroyers and carriers from WWII. It took decades to find the Bismark. You would be shocked at how difficult it is to detect things underwater like other submarines or underwater mountains.
I also don't think that the tapping noises are anything other than random noises either.
A modern military submarine would splinter into dust not even halfway to the Titanic (yet any champagne bottles onboard might survive).
I don’t think I’ve heard anyone explain how they would get them out of there even if they did find them alive on the floor.
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