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Nana's in South Carolina

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That roof is an abomination.
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He’s not as remote as he’d like people to believe. The next house in is right against his property line. He’s also close to high tension power lines. Lastly, he has to pass by the first house to get to his and in turn the remaining property owners have to cross his property to get to theirs since none of the houses have direct street frontage.
pretty cool it backs up to a river and has a lot of trees. i'd make a walking trail down there from the house and get some chairs and a fire pit!

It's a canoe river so Missy could probably get ripped canoeing up the river!

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pretty cool it backs up to a river and has a lot of trees. i'd make a walking trail down there from the house and get some chairs and a fire pit!

It's a canoe river so Missy could probably get ripped canoeing up the river!

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I hope a snapping turtle takes a toe off.
 
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pretty cool it backs up to a river and has a lot of trees. i'd make a walking trail down there from the house and get some chairs and a fire pit!

It's a canoe river so Missy could probably get ripped canoeing up the river!

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He’s not going to do any of the cool things one might want to do in the woods or on that river. He will hole up in one room playing vidya games and spitting on the floor.
 

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I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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He’s not as remote as he’d like people to believe. The next house in is right against his property line. He’s also close to high tension power lines. Lastly, he has to pass by the first house to get to his and in turn the remaining property owners have to cross his property to get to theirs since none of the houses have direct street frontage.
Imagine living in peace in that neighborhood and some nigger moves in. Nana is everything he hates. Can't wait for the cops to get called on him being too loud and him having zero connections to get out of it.
 
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He’s not as remote as he’d like people to believe. The next house in is right against his property line. He’s also close to high tension power lines. Lastly, he has to pass by the first house to get to his and in turn the remaining property owners have to cross his property to get to theirs since none of the houses have direct street frontage.
What are the odds one of those neighbors are country Niggers.
 
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He’s not going to do any of the cool things one might want to do in the woods or on that river. He will hole up in one room playing vidya games and spitting on the floor.
Imagine Nana canoeing down a lazy river, hooting, giggling and holeeeeeeeeeeeshitting, going in aimless circles because he won't put his beer down. There's no fucking way he'll ever do that more than once. I seriously doubt he could even survive a day in direct sunlight at this point anyhow.
 
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Imagine Nana canoeing down a lazy river, hooting, giggling and holeeeeeeeeeeeshitting, going in aimless circles because he won't put his beer down. There's no fucking way he'll ever do that more than once. I seriously doubt he could even survive a day in direct sunlight at this point anyhow.
Hopefully his canoe capsizes and the last thing you hear is hahahaha holyshee ‘bubbles’
 
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I hope he drifts into a Deliverance situation.

Ant hopes for that, too.
As he lazily canoed down his river, Andy spied two hillbillies eyeing him warily from the bank. "Ooooooh!" thought a suddenly aroused Andy. "Maybe they're like those hillbillies in that FABULOUS old movie! Ned Beatty hahaHAholeeeeeeeeeeeeeshit! WHEEE! WHEEEE! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG FOR ME!".

"Hey guys!" squealed Andy. "YOO HOO, OVER HERE! HahaHAhaholeeeeeeshit! Hey, you guys wanna grab some beers with me?" Andy excitedly lisped.

"That the faggot who dun bought that there property over by the power lines?"

"Yup, some dago faggot from New York, or so I'm told. Ain't never seen no faggot that ugly before."

"Just act like you can't hear him."
 
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