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Nana Seethin'

His dumb controlling wife isn't moving to SC, so what's fatty gonna do?

Sit and collect a paycheck for doing literally nothing. Just like he's been doing since joining CM.

It is going to be hilarious to see them try and keep the network going once Nana moves south.

The studio portion of their business is going to have all shitload of overhead and not a single watchable show.
 
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Be a real shame if SLED and whatever SC county Faggot Tranthony is moving to to molest children got sent Tranth's domestic violence arrest case so no CCW for that greasy wop faggot.
'Good ole boys' will take care of him:

This definition is still a man from the South, however, he is usually upper-middle class, rather "preppy," lives in an "old-money" suburb, and will generally have a degree from a prestigious Southern college (Washington and Lee, Vanderbilt, UVa, [URL='https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wake%20Forest']Wake Forest[/URL], etc.) or an Ivy League school. Usually enjoys watching his (parents') alma mater or current college play football and basketball. Usually speaks in a soft Southern drawl, not very pronounced but easily detectable (y'all, "ah," "prob'em" are common) Often will exude an air of class, but not always in a snobby or condescending manner. Often seen wearing nice clothes like collared shirts, khakis, and Topsiders, and for high school will often attend a private [URL='https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=day%20school']day school[/URL] or a boarding school like [URL='https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Woodberry%20Forest']Woodberry Forest[/URL], but many go to a prestigious public high school like Douglas Freeman in Richmond or [URL='https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mountain%20Brook']Mountain Brook[/URL] in Birmingham as well. Basically, take the definition of a New England "preppy," put him in a TRUE [URL='https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Southern%20city']Southern city[/URL], take away the perceived snobbery, and you have this kind of man.

No way will they tolerate his Moorish debauchery before they use every means available to let him know he's barely tolerated in this here parts.
 
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Nana does not understand that down south, a wop ain't no better than a nigger. And they're not real tolerant of queers down there either, deeply closeted or otherwise.
I genunely can picture some Atlanta based Matlock type attorney, dedicating his professional career in taking down Nana like he's some faggot Al Capone. Southerner Elite are ridiculously principled.
 

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Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
it's about time Erock gets the business. Nice career, stupid. His dumb controlling wife isn't moving to SC, so what's fatty gonna do? If he keeps comin' at-us with copywrong strikes then he wont even be able to get a job on the bellows powering an AM transmitter. I'm done with this fat fuck!
Erocks wife divorced him didn't she?
 
I genunely can picture some Atlanta based Matlock type attorney, dedicating his professional career in taking down Nana like he's some faggot Al Capone. Southerner Elite are ridiculously principled.
He thinks he'll be right at home, surrounded by lots of gun-owning conservative white people, but when they get a gander at that two-shirted cave salamander, those God-fearing Greenvillians will clutch their children a little tighter and avert their gaze away from the strange, leering, hooting man. His house will quickly become the house all the neighborhood children fear and rumors about transsexual parties and child molestation will run rampant. His rare appearances at the local Publix will be marked by lots of whispers and pointing.
 
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He thinks he'll be right at home, surrounded by lots of gun-owning conservative white people, but when they get a gander at that two-shirted cave salamander, those God-fearing Greenvillians will clutch their children a little tighter and avert their gaze away from the strange, leering, hooting man. His house will quickly become the house all the neighborhood children fear and rumors about transsexual parties and child molestation will run rampant. His rare appearances at the local Publix will be marked by lots of whispers and pointing.

They will say this the house that Opie built, pay no mind to that old witch nana.
 

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I miss Norm
He thinks he'll be right at home, surrounded by lots of gun-owning conservative white people, but when they get a gander at that two-shirted cave salamander, those God-fearing Greenvillians will clutch their children a little tighter and avert their gaze away from the strange, leering, hooting man. His house will quickly become the house all the neighborhood children fear and rumors about transsexual parties and child molestation will run rampant. His rare appearances at the local Publix will be marked by lots of whispers and pointing.
He'll be yelling "but I'm on your side!" as they lynch him.
 
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