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What is a “Norton-level question”? Asking if he could suck his cock?
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Nana Posts the Craig Photos
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For once Anthony tells the truth
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I was an always an advocate that this was a gay tryst set up by Keith. Would hate to think a man like Daniel Craig would go slumming if in fact he is gay.
Maybe he has an Arab man fetish or something. From those pictures they met up at some shooting range, then adjourned to the McMansion for tap beer poured by one of Cumia's mutants. That was followed by karaoke of the greatest hits of Journey, Jim Croce, and Neil Diamond
Maybe he has an Arab man fetish or something. From those pictures they met up at some shooting range, then adjourned to the McMansion for tap beer poured by one of Cumia's mutants. That was followed by karaoke of the greatest hits of Journey, Jim Croce, and Neil Diamond
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Went from shooting guns and drinking with James Bond to
this:
this:
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"Remember Anthony, DC?"
"Nope"
"Nope"
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THAT'S MY LUNCH, J.B.
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@chiquita banana
Hey you long backed mangled foot bitch. How do you feel throwing away your child bearing years to shack up with a pedophile and LARP as a god fearing Christian?
Hey you long backed mangled foot bitch. How do you feel throwing away your child bearing years to shack up with a pedophile and LARP as a god fearing Christian?
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The only Christian Nana has familiarity with was the rough trade he'd pick up at a Times Square stall pre she-beating.
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he's a closeted homosexual, so probably
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The worst Bond with Roger Moore in a very close second. Faggot Moore going "I made Bond funny because the books were so stupid!"
1. Did ya
2. You made the series into Batman '66 camp but not entertaining or charming, most people hate the Moore films now and for good reason
3. Get off the screen you old bastard. Watch him in A View to a Kill and try not to get creeped out watching him trying to be all smooth with the ladies. If Dalton starred in it, it'd be one of the best Bond films.
Moore has two films that are watchable. Live and Let Die and For Your Eyes Only. Moonraker is horrific, The Spy Who Loved Me is a remake of You Only Live Twice but worse, Octopussy feels like a bad Dynasty episode because it's a bunch of old white people 80% of the time even though it's in India, and The Man with the Golden Gun could have been good if it wasn't for Faggot Moore hamming it up with slide whistles on actual impressive car stunts.
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Thank you for giving For Your Eyes Only its due.
It was meant to be Dalton's first film, but Moore came back. Dalton gets a lot of shit he doesn't deserve - his films were maligned but there's so many moments that work, that make him a genuine Bond, that you wish the movies were better to go with it. I like them both, but The Living Daylights has it's silly shit and Licence to Kill feels a bit too edge lord.
For Your Eyes Only would have been perfect for Timothy Dalton - remove the stupid opener and closing scene, the rest of it works very well. I give Moore credit for the scene of sending the one lad off the cliff, as that's very against his character.
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Dalton was offered it many times; 1969 but felt he was too young, 1979 after Moonraker, 1983 but Connery coming back in Never Say Never Again made them want to keep Moore, and then got it in 1987. I wish we got a decade of Lazenby, a decade of Dalton, and then Brosnan. Moore is a cancer on that series. Insane they kept him for so long when he wasn't that successful with it. Golden Gun was a box office bomb IIRC.
I disagree with License to Kill being edgelord. I like it a lot, but the fact his only two films are that and The Living Daylights isn't great. It's fine to have one film that's a pure revenge film but he should have had more to space that one out. You oscillate between him in a film that still has some of that Moore stink on it and then a film where Felix Leiter has his leg chomped off by a shark. It's bipolar.
Dalton also seemed to actually give a shit about the character, unlike Moore. He gets genuinely passionate about it here. Compare it to Craig being a whiny bitch and never ever saying he liked this series as much as this (Fucking love Dalton shitting on people saying "I CAN'T BRING MY 7 YEAR OLD TO LICENCE TO KILL!!!!");
Also, the For Your Eyes Only score rules.
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I appreciated Moore for what he was, but he was the most inconsistent in terms of quality. The Spy Who Loved Me works as a comedy, but that's the only balanced one. The rest were terrible, except For Your Eyes Only.
Personally, Lazenby was the biggest missed opportunity. Lucked into the role, pissed off the Broccoli's, listened to his idiot manager that Bond was going by the wayside, and lived with half regrets about it. He would've gotten better, and I LOVE On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
Brosnan was always my favorite, but his first two were great and the last two got lost. Die Another Day is shit, and GoldenEye is excellent.
Craig was aces in Casino Royale, Skyfall was beautifully shot, and I'll never see Spectre or No Time To Die. Look like shit.
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He (Craig) is, or was, a cokehead too. A couple of guys I used to work with regularly bought from this posh guy who sold out of his dead parents' massive house in Holland Park. He dealt exclusively to "high-end" junkies, and one of them was Daniel Craig.
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It looks like they hung out at least twice. Unless Craig brought a change of clothes.
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Lazenby not taking the role was a huge mistake. I'm a fan of his, he's had a general run of unluckiness, wasn't he the last person Bruce Lee talked to before he died? He was meant to be in Game of Death with him IIRC. He's good in The Man From Hong Kong.
I thought for a guy that had no real acting experience, Lazenby was fine in On Her Majesty's Secret Service. I consider that my favorite one next to Thunderball. They filmed the Blofeld book movies out of order (It goes Thunderball->OHMSS->YOLT with the novels, You Only Live Twice was filmed and released before Majesty's, OHMSS was actually supposed to be filmed and released after Goldfinger was released at one point), somehow Blofeld doesn't recognize Bond even though they literally met face to face in the movie before. IIRC according to a book on the making of that movie, they were going to have a scene where Connery's Bond gets plastic surgery and turns into Lazenby. It would have been silly but that was what they were going to do to make up for that pretty glaring error once you realize it.
If you can get this book, do it. I got it over a decade ago when it wasn't out of print and it's great. At one point Gert Fröbe was meant to come back as Goldfinger's twin in OHMSS. Tons of retarded concepts they went through before we got what we got.
https://www.amazon.com/Making-Her-Majestys-Secret-Service/dp/0984412603
As for Brosnan, I liked him just fine, but he did have his issues.
Besides that, GoldenEye is arguably a top five Bond film, and Tomorrow Never Dies I think is very underrated, it's lots of fun. The World Is Not Enough is a bore, and Die Another Day I appreciate for how over the top it is and aware of that (It probably does it better than the Moore ones that did it), but it's just stupid, and I remember the CGI being horrible.
I hated Craig even back when he first started. His movies were generic ripoffs of more successful movies (Bourne, Nolan Batman), James Bond stopped being James Bond. It was a big controversy that a blond haired blue eyed guy was playing James Bond. Now people want Idris Elba to play him. Lol.
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Brosnan is my favourite Bond. I don't really have a lot to add since I haven't seen most Bond films in probably twenty years but I really like this scene from Octopussy and I've never seen anyone bring it up.
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Nah, I couldn’t be doing with Dalton’s Bond, the movies were shite. Goldeneye has Alan Cummings in it so its fucking ruined. Tomorrow never dies - Rupert Murdoch wants to sell his shit in China, yeah great fucking plot. The World is not enough, Shock, horror the shitty gimmicked badguy is actually a henchman and the villain is a slit. Die another Day, Jesus fuck! Where do you start? Invisible cars and someone decided to cast talentless hoor Madonna.
I wasn’t a fan of his second movie but Dalton got fucked
I wasn’t a fan of his second movie but Dalton got fucked
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Haven't seen that since I was a kid, maybe 10 years old. Remember finding it quite disturbing, no surprise - clowns, but also wondering why a double 0 agent would choose such a dumb disguise.