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What is a “Norton-level question”? Asking if he could suck his cock?View attachment 198302
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THAT'S MY LUNCH, J.B.
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Hey you long backed mangled foot bitch. How do you feel throwing away your child bearing years to shack up with a pedophile and LARP as a god fearing Christian?
he's a closeted homosexual, so probablyHe’s a pedophile, Daniel Craig?
The worst Bond with Roger Moore in a very close second. Faggot Moore going "I made Bond funny because the books were so stupid!"he's a closeted homosexual, so probably
The worst Bond with Roger Moore in a very close second. Faggot Moore going "I made Bond funny because the books were so stupid!"
1. Did ya
2. You made the series into Batman '66 camp but not entertaining or charming, most people hate the Moore films now and for good reason
3. Get off the screen you old bastard. Watch him in A View to a Kill and try not to get creeped out watching him trying to be all smooth with the ladies. If Dalton starred in it, it'd be one of the best Bond films.
Moore has two films that are watchable. Live and Let Die and For Your Eyes Only. Moonraker is horrific, The Spy Who Loved Me is a remake of You Only Live Twice but worse, Octopussy feels like a bad Dynasty episode because it's a bunch of old white people 80% of the time even though it's in India, and The Man with the Golden Gun could have been good if it wasn't for Faggot Moore hamming it up with slide whistles on actual impressive car stunts.
Dalton was offered it many times; 1969 but felt he was too young, 1979 after Moonraker, 1983 but Connery coming back in Never Say Never Again made them want to keep Moore, and then got it in 1987. I wish we got a decade of Lazenby, a decade of Dalton, and then Brosnan. Moore is a cancer on that series. Insane they kept him for so long when he wasn't that successful with it. Golden Gun was a box office bomb IIRC.Thank you for giving For Your Eyes Only its due.
It was meant to be Dalton's first film, but Moore came back. Dalton gets a lot of shit he doesn't deserve - his films were maligned but there's so many moments that work, that make him a genuine Bond, that you wish the movies were better to go with it. I like them both, but The Living Daylights has it's silly shit and Licence to Kill feels a bit too edge lord.
For Your Eyes Only would have been perfect for Timothy Dalton - remove the stupid opener and closing scene, the rest of it works very well. I give Moore credit for the scene of sending the one lad off the cliff, as that's very against his character.
Dalton was offered it many times; 1969 but felt he was too young, 1979 after Moonraker, 1983 but Connery coming back in Never Say Never Again made them want to keep Moore, and then got it in 1987. I wish we got a decade of Lazenby, a decade of Dalton, and then Brosnan. Moore is a cancer on that series. Insane they kept him for so long when he wasn't that successful with it. Golden Gun was a box office bomb IIRC.
I disagree with License to Kill being edgelord. I like it a lot, but the fact his only two films are that and The Living Daylights isn't great. It's fine to have one film that's a pure revenge film but he should have had more to space that one out. You oscillate between him in a film that still has some of that Moore stink on it and then a film where Felix Leiter has his leg chomped off by a shark. It's bipolar.
Dalton also seemed to actually give a shit about the character, unlike Moore. He gets genuinely passionate about it here. Compare it to Craig being a whiny bitch and never ever saying he liked this series as much as this (Fucking love Dalton shitting on people saying "I CAN'T BRING MY 7 YEAR OLD TO LICENCE TO KILL!!!!");
Also, the For Your Eyes Only score rules.
He (Craig) is, or was, a cokehead too. A couple of guys I used to work with regularly bought from this posh guy who sold out of his dead parents' massive house in Holland Park. He dealt exclusively to "high-end" junkies, and one of them was Daniel Craig.They are both homosexuals though.
It looks like they hung out at least twice. Unless Craig brought a change of clothes.Notice they never hung out again, you never heard him on the show again. Lol Anthony must have given him "the ick" as the gays like to call it.
Lazenby not taking the role was a huge mistake. I'm a fan of his, he's had a general run of unluckiness, wasn't he the last person Bruce Lee talked to before he died? He was meant to be in Game of Death with him IIRC. He's good in The Man From Hong Kong.I appreciated Moore for what he was, but he was the most inconsistent in terms of quality. The Spy Who Loved Me works as a comedy, but that's the only balanced one. The rest were terrible, except For Your Eyes Only.
Personally, Lazenby was the biggest missed opportunity. Lucked into the role, pissed off the Broccoli's, listened to his idiot manager that Bond was going by the wayside, and lived with half regrets about it. He would've gotten better, and I LOVE On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
Brosnan was always my favorite, but his first two were great and the last two got lost. Die Another Day is shit, and GoldenEye is excellent.
Craig was aces in Casino Royale, Skyfall was beautifully shot, and I'll never see Spectre or No Time To Die. Look like shit.
Brosnan is my favourite Bond. I don't really have a lot to add since I haven't seen most Bond films in probably twenty years but I really like this scene from Octopussy and I've never seen anyone bring it up.
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