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Nana brings Cat to Wedding

Turk February

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I just thought of this. Has anyone ever picked up a kitten? They latch onto you and climb up your shirt and it's actually kind of hard to get them off. Dumb bitches are going to want to hold the cat and it's going to destroy their dumb lacey dresses.
I love cats but their climbing instinct sucks unless you wear a lot of denim.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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On one hand, bringing a pet to a wedding is desperate attention-seeking behavior. On the other hand, everyone there came to witness the union of deadbeat Geno and squandered trust fund baby Keanu.

It's a tough one, dude.
My uncle has like mega PTSD and has a service dog, but instead of something reasonable, it's some fucking massive breed that I can't even remember the name of. My aunt, being a psychotic, attention-craving retard decided that if her husband is afflicted with this horrible ailment and gets a huge dog she does too, so she faked some illness and got a St. Bernard. They brought these two enormous dogs to my grandfather's wake and funeral and had to stay at my grieving grandmother's house for a week with the fucking things. The one fell in the pool and tore the liner.
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

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Fucking fags no question about it just look at the eyes they are yearning for cock. *black cock

Look at Joseph's pants same way he cuts the sleeves off his SOA merch he cut his pants and took a perfectly good tank top and cut it off for a belly shirt. PURE FAG.

I 100% agree Joehy is responsible for OnA he waited for Opie to get off work handed him their stupid hack OJ tape then sucked him to completion. Gj JoeH

Its not even a tank top its some weird faggy shirt that he probably stole dumb coon.
 
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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Fucking fags no question about it just look at the eyes they are yearning for cock. *black cock

Look at Joseph's pants same way he cuts the sleeves off his SOA merch he cut his pants and took a perfectly good tank top and cut it off for a belly shirt. PURE FAG.

I 100% agree Joehy is responsible for OnA he waited for Opie to get off work handed him their stupid hack OJ tape then sucked him to completion. Gj JoeH

Its not even a tank top its some weird faggy shirt that he probably stole dumb coon.
 

lowend73

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On one hand, bringing a pet to a wedding is desperate attention-seeking behavior. On the other hand, everyone there came to witness the union of deadbeat Geno and squandered trust fund baby Keanu.

It's a tough one, dude.
All that was left for the "man" in the relationship is holding the cat in purse.

I'll assume it was a potluck / catering deal. Trust me, they fucking suck. My ex-wife's whore friend got married. It was in an actual bowling alley. Getting hounded to wear a suit, once i got there you had hicks in their Joe Cumia cutoff shirts and jorts. This was in Ohio, so take that however you want

Cumia has no balls, it is obvious she makes the plans and he just goes along with it. No resistance has been his life.

Decisions that a man should make, is finding someone to watch the cat. Or instruct your woman to do it. Those 2 are irresponsible pet owners.
 

Chive Turkey

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Do they just go places and gawk and marvel at white people? Weird.
Anthony's really turned into Uncle Ruckus lately with all the weird fetishistic comments about whites in their natural environment and shit. It's more deranged than his most vitriolic nigger rants.

And neither of them has a single friend capable of checking in on their pets. Not one. Their only friends are on Twitter.
It's very telling and confirms they have made zero fucking acquaintances. All they do in Greeneville is loaf around the McMansion and tweet, or head into town to do nothing much besides take creepshots of random people and tweet some more. What a bizarre existence.
 
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