Nana boozing and singing karaoke like a fag at Dabblecon

[BenDovid]

It says a lot about you. You and Patrice used to talk on the phone, right?

No. Never. Why do you think this? I'd book him. He invited me to a BBQ once.

You guys have some odd fantasies. Is that what you thought? Me and Patrice were best buds? Feet up on our beds, twirling the phone cord? Come up with more fanfic. I love it when you guys do this.

Nobody: .......

Forms User: You had gay sex with Anthony right? Patrice would call you at night, yeah? What did Opie's sweatpants smell like??

You guys realize if there was a O&ACON you'd go and buy $200 VIP tickets, right?

 

[Jenna]

No. Never. Why do you think this? I'd book him. He invited me to a BBQ once.

You guys have some odd fantasies. Is that what you thought? Me and Patrice were best buds? Feet up on our beds, twirling the phone cord? Come up with more fanfic. I love it when you guys do this.

Daniel, attack me for listening to the fight a couple times. Patrice was hurt because you and him were talking. Everyone who has listened to that clip remembers Patrice mentioning some basic phone relationship with your lying ass.

 

[BenDovid]

Daniel, attack me for listening to the fight a couple times. Patrice was hurt because you and him were talking. Everyone who has listened to that clip remembers Patrice mentioning some basic phone relationship with your lying ass.

You're not going to gaslight me about my own life. We weren't phone pals. He would be looking to book dates and call me. He would look to book a Black Philip and call me. We barely hung out. Once after a Black Philip and maybe twice at an Anthony event. That's it, homestar.

I'm out of line. Clearly, YOU'D you more.

 

[Jenna]

We weren't phone pals. He would be looking to book dates and call me. He would look to book a Black Philip and call me.

Oh wow so Patrice wasn't lying

 

[BenDovid]

Oh wow so Patrice wasn't lying

Hey bro you're the one who's fascinated with my relationship with a middling comic from 15 years ago. What else ya got.

"But!!!!! But!!!!!! Weren't you on the phone in 2007?!?!?!?

Good god dude. What the fuck...

 

[Jenna]

Hey bro you're the one who's fascinated with my relationship with a middling comic from 15 years ago. What else ya got.

"But!!!!! But!!!!!! Weren't you on the phone in 2007?!?!?!?

Good god dude. What the fuck...

Do you not get how Patrice is one of those comics who'll still have his bits mentioned 100 years from now? Far after you and me are forgotten?

You're that bitter, that you can't acknowledge how relevant Patrice is in 2024?

 

[BenDovid]

Do you not get how Patrice is one of those comics who'll still have his bits mentioned 100 years from now?

No.

Smashing a watermelon will be more remembered than anything Patrice has ever done.

 

[Jenna]

No.

Smashing a watermelon will be more remembered than anything Patrice has ever done.

First one I found, 6 months ago, 6800 upvotes.

Pretty sure you're the only loser bitter enough to not acknowledge Patrice. Op, Ant, Jim, Sam, none of them would be as bitter as you right now.

 

[BenDovid]

First one I found, 6 months ago, 6800 upvotes.

Pretty sure you're the only loser bitter enough to not acknowledge Patrice. Op, Ant, Jim, Sam, none of them would be as bitter as you right now.

Wow! That's a lot of updoots!

So he's like, forever famous, huh.

 

[Jenna]

Wow! That's a lot of updoots!

So he's like, forever famous, huh.

Yes! I'm literally only here because I listened to Patrice on O&A clips.

Until the world gets annihilated, Patrice will be famous. Danny will be that guy who argued with him in that clip.

 

[BenDovid]

Yes! I'm literally only here because I listened to Patrice on O&A clips.

Until the world gets annihilated, Patrice will be famous. Danny will be that guy who argued with him in that clip.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

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Sweet kisses for that BBC

 

[The Talking Dead]

I hate that nana actually thinks he's a talented vocalist and the world is missing out if they don't experience his "gift". Put the mic down, you 63 year old queer. You never made it as a musician because you suck. Faggot.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

You guys realize if there was a O&ACON you'd go and buy $200 VIP tickets, right?

yes! I'd even fly over... but not for reasons which flatter you. No offence.

 

[lowend73]

Nice work following your cardiologist’s advice, stupid. Looks like another heart attack is on the menu! Why can’t they just behave

He doesn’t give a tuck about anyone except himself. A narcissist for some reason. There is nothing that he could even be a snob about

 

[lilconnorpeterson]

I feel like this is something that would've been made fun of on Jocktober back on the day. Fans get to see their favourite radio host sing karaoke hiyuk hiyuk!

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

a guy who let orange juice kill him

I highly doubt Patrice drank much orange juice. Orange soda maybe but not orange juice.

 

[EraGodless]

He's singing Rooster. More like, Chickenhawk, amirite?

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

 

[UnPRePared]

Same shit over and over again
Bitching about darkies
LUSTING about dudes with cocks
Bitching about Libs
Singing and Prancing Around Like a Sissy
Drinking to make the list go away