"My wife thinks I look my hottest with a couple days of stubble."

[TorqueWheeler]

This hideously ugly man actually just said “my hottest.” Not “my best” but “my hottest.”

Pat - Unless someone sets you on fire then you don’t have a “hottest” look. You’re objectively disgusting to look at and this picture suggests you’re somehow even uglier than I thought.

And, seriously, “snog”? I can’t even fathom how retarded you have to be to think using British slang makes you smart or interesting. It just makes you look like a cunt.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

that's jamaican for girl who has abortions

Don't pretend you don't got a belly full of duppies gyal

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Austin Powers Pat is born.

YEAH BABY! GIMME A SNOG BABY! AND A SHAG!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Austin Powers Pat is born.

YEAH BABY! GIMME A SNOG BABY! AND A SHAG!

 

[guest]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

A toe-trigger inflicted shotgun blast to the face is the only way to solve this...

 

[MonsterSteve]

The alcoholic bloat is real.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The alcoholic bloat is real.

he works hard. He deserves a little drink

 

[Raymond]

He posted a picture of him looking particularly retarded to demonstrate how "hot" he looks. Lol. It's like he's trying to look stupid too. That's a straight up special needs smile.

Reminds me of the title from the Owen A. Records CD release of the Josiah tapes.

 

[MonsterSteve]

That's the perfect picture for a reddit post about a missing autistic man.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

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[analeggsalad]

I think I'm almost all in wit da pat hate. This tweet might be the tipping point.

A 41 year old man thinks about how he looks "at his hottest". Too bad carolmaxheinie isn't here to give the gay man's perspective on Patrick's "hotness".

Same. Something about tweeting this out. Exposing your 'friends' to something they would only like out of begrudging sympathy. Being pathetic enough to do that, shameless enough to farm insincere twitter ribs. Not to mention the humble brag

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

“Hottest”?? No matter his facial hair, he always looks like he should be wearing a multicolored hat with a propeller. Nothing about him would ever make a woman moisten up

 

[JumboYumYums]

Patrick is Niki's beard, because she's a dyke.

 

[EraGodless]

You misheard her, Pig. She said you're a snobby prick.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1453054573254434823

He's retarded right?

 

[Cuphead]

Your wife doesn't want anything to with you unless it involves drinking or a vacation.

 

[guest]

Beard blindness? The fuck is that?

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beard%20blindness[/URL]

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize [URL='https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=a%20beard']a beard[/URL] on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is [URL='https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sweeping']sweeping[/URL] the nation at a rapid [URL='https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pace']pace[/URL], and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
"What the hell, [URL='https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Connor']Connor[/URL] has [URL='https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=a%20beard']a beard[/URL], I've never noticed."
"[URL='https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Damn%20you']Damn you[/URL] must have Beard blindness."

So does that mean he's not her significant other, if she can't recognize a beard on him? He's so dumb. Portly as well.

 

[guest]

There is something seriously wrong with that man.

 

[guest]

"Yo fat ass where da towels at."

 

[Easily_Remembered]