My very first CP story

[Jenna]

What a wack story. Did he ever set up how her supernatural powers work, did he establish the relationship with the imp of the presence of supernatural beings at any point before the final two paragraphs? No. Pedo drivel.

Also the about the author tries so hard to be terry pratchet or something

So I guess in the first story Izzy meets the imp and they become friends. Some lady cop is the co-protagonist. Izzy gets possessed by a demon (that isn't the imp) and kills all the other teenagers, the lady cop finds the imp and they work together to find Izzy. There's a really, really long car chase where the cops chase a strip club owner, but eventually they find Izzy and battle her.

I should also mention the preteen girl is topless during the final battle. The lady cop's partner "Jaws" makes sure to yank her bra off before aggressively wrestling the possessed 7th grader.

 

[Harry Powell]

So I guess in the first story Izzy meets the imp and they become friends. Some lady cop is the co-protagonist. Izzy gets possessed by a demon (that isn't the imp) and kills all the other teenagers, the lady cop finds the imp and they work together to find Izzy. There's a really, really long car chase where the cops chase a strip club owner, but eventually they find Izzy and battle her.

I should also mention the preteen girl is topless during the final battle. The lady cop's partner "Jaws" makes sure to yank her bra off before aggressively wrestling the possessed 7th grader.

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What a fucking weirdo. i *will* be having a conversation with him about this on Twitter.

 

[FurBurger]

Archived, that fucking creep.

 

[FurBurger]

A stable of 1 Ford Mustangs

...that's parked on the street, because there's no physical "stable".

 

[SpaceEdge]

He did actually used to have 2 mustangs and Ade had 1 mustang. It was one significantly older one and two used ones if I remember right.

Ade came down with a severe case of woman driver and totalled her mustang so badly it made the newspaper not long after she got it.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Patrick decided to write a short story from the perspective of a seventh grade girl. Immediately after mentioning her age, he talks about getting her naked.

 

[guest]

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Patrick decided to write a short story from the perspective of a seventh grade girl. Immediately after mentioning her age, he talks about getting her naked.

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"Darren [sic] glanced over her lithe body, just beginning to hint at the suppleness that came with adolescence"

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And here's Patrick writing a sexual assault of a 7th grader.

What a sick asshole. Thank God Adrienne did the right thing and up and left. Imagine any child in the clutches of this creepy motherfucker. Fucking fat creepy motherfucker.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The writing is just so, so bad. Between that and having no problem writing sex scenes about children, this fat piece of shit is utterly shameless.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

The fact these guys are so BRAZEN about it is what gets to me.

"My very first CP story" he says.

When "CP" can have no other possible meaning.

Despite his reputation as a pepperoni connoisseur, I suspect that Fatrick really enjoys cheese pizza

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Didn

He did actually used to have 2 mustangs and Ade had 1 mustang. It was one significantly older one and two used ones if I remember right.

Ade came down with a severe case of woman driver and totalled her mustang so badly it made the newspaper not long after she got it.

Didn't he actually own a v6 mustang at one point? How gay, they specifically make those for women.

 

[Joe's False Teethers]

He did actually used to have 2 mustangs and Ade had 1 mustang. It was one significantly older one and two used ones if I remember right.

Ade came down with a severe case of woman driver and totalled her mustang so badly it made the newspaper not long after she got it.

Pat used to make her run errands all around town.

Good thing she had the sense to be a trad wife with Jon. Now she has to terrorize the roads again

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Patrick decided to write a short story from the perspective of a seventh grade girl. Immediately after mentioning her age, he talks about getting her naked.

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"Darren [sic] glanced over her lithe body, just beginning to hint at the suppleness that came with adolescence"

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And here's Patrick writing a sexual assault of a 7th grader.

Polanski?!?! Come on, Pat

 

[Imager]

How comes, when discussing appetite, this best selling author doesn't know that the phrase is "whet your appetite".

Given the size of his stomach, you would think he would know everything there is to know about appetites.