My very attractive bartender friend

[chewtoyrapist]

Ho ho ho lee shit!

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Reading isn't a subject after elementary school, pat. And don't make us tap the report card for those other two.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he has to xeet about other people's life because his is a mess

 

[Phish]

Wait. Is that ugly gay guy the “she” his xeet is referring to?

 

[Meade Skelton]

Wait. Is that ugly gay guy the “she” his xeet is referring to?

Maybe it's this, uh, lady. She's at least a Wisconsin 7

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Wait. Is that ugly gay guy the “she” his xeet is referring to?

It’s a joke dummy. I think that’s one of the people he hand sold or tipped a book to years ago.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Wait. Is that ugly gay guy the “she” his xeet is referring to?

No. Pat didn't take that picture or include it in his tweet. I have no idea why it is in this thread. If you look on google maps at pictures of The Garage bar in Milwaukee, the picture shows up in there from 2019.

edit: Pat's in this photo at The Garage from last month, though.

Plenty of people enjoying themselves with friends while Pat plays on his laptop alone and stalkerchilds people on Twitter.

 

[guest]

now he's getting his picture plastered all over the social media of a man whose friends and family are currently being pursued by an Internet death cult.

BTW, did you know Im the mostT swaTTed man in america?
Yea, really... I have a group of mentally ill SOCIOPATHS that have been trying to have me KILLED for the pasT 5 years...

Why?

Well, there was this radio show, but basically, It all started because I tweeTed thaT nor-
Y-yea, It hasn't been ideal.
D-do you mind if I take a picture of you and post it on my twitter for a quirky xeet?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

No. Pat didn't take that picture or include it in his tweet. I have no idea why it is in this thread. If you look on google maps at pictures of The Garage bar in Milwaukee, the picture shows up in there from 2019.

edit: Pat's in this photo at The Garage from last month, though.

Plenty of people enjoying themselves with friends while Pat plays on his laptop alone and stalkerchilds people on Twitter.

Is that the Mustang hoodie from the fun run he cheated in?

 

[Guest]

The thing that is so interesting about Pat is that not only is his life full of amusing escapades, but they’re always happening around him too. And he’s friends with a lot of attractive cosmopolitan people too.

It really makes my life as a normal 9-5 family guy seem boring but I’m glad I get to glimpse what it’s like to be cool and popular through him.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Is that the Mustang hoodie from the fun run he cheated in?

im sure it is, he wears the exact same ill fitting clothes all the time.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

im sure it is, he wears the exact same ill fitting clothes all the time.

A regular ol' Joe 'Brother Joe' Cumia.

 

[MonsterSteve]

No. Pat didn't take that picture or include it in his tweet. I have no idea why it is in this thread. If you look on google maps at pictures of The Garage bar in Milwaukee, the picture shows up in there from 2019.

edit: Pat's in this photo at The Garage from last month, though.

Plenty of people enjoying themselves with friends while Pat plays on his laptop alone and stalkerchilds people on Twitter.

Oh well I look dumb now. Why is that picture even in the thread then?? GAY.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

No. Pat didn't take that picture or include it in his tweet. I have no idea why it is in this thread. If you look on google maps at pictures of The Garage bar in Milwaukee, the picture shows up in there from 2019.

edit: Pat's in this photo at The Garage from last month, though.

Plenty of people enjoying themselves with friends while Pat plays on his laptop alone and stalkerchilds people on Twitter.

Nice topographical beefers, stupid.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Maybe it's this, uh, lady. She's at least a Wisconsin 7
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>demands suitors get an 80% on a maths test
>only gets fucked by niggers

 

[Suetonius]

Ho ho ho lee shit!

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Hey that was my excuse

 

[guest]

Did he really post that photo? I don’t have twitter so I can’t see. I’m asking because I saw that photo posted on 4chan over a year ago. I don’t have proof but I swear I’m not loying. Why is Patrick posting photos of strangers, pretending to be their friend?

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Maybe it's this, uh, lady. She's at least a Wisconsin 7
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She's got a Cumia hairline.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Why is Patrick posting photos of strangers, pretending to be their friend?

Because he is an unlikable loser with no friends.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

No. Pat didn't take that picture or include it in his tweet. I have no idea why it is in this thread. If you look on google maps at pictures of The Garage bar in Milwaukee, the picture shows up in there from 2019.

edit: Pat's in this photo at The Garage from last month, though.

Plenty of people enjoying themselves with friends while Pat plays on his laptop alone and stalkerchilds people on Twitter.

He looks like old Biff Tannen. Fatter though.

 

[Rudderman]

No. Pat didn't take that picture or include it in his tweet. I have no idea why it is in this thread. If you look on google maps at pictures of The Garage bar in Milwaukee, the picture shows up in there from 2019.

edit: Pat's in this photo at The Garage from last month, though.

Plenty of people enjoying themselves with friends while Pat plays on his laptop alone and stalkerchilds people on Twitter.

I like how the reflection of the lights in the greasy bar looks kinda like fire, a portent of the one Pat set there recently.