My uncle tried to kill my aunt the other day

Harry Powell

Semen is the aggression of a man
Fawwwwkkk I knew it. I’ve had more Puerto Rican’s than any other race.

You’re lucky guy Artie.
Maaaan I would never date a Rican for a million bucks.

My buddy was dating one who was the embodiment of the Puerto Rican Princess. I am sure she had her positives but she was such a pain in the ass I woulda murder-suicided my way out of that relationship one month in.
 
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