"My Twitter Handle is Stealthygeek"

[guest]

"uhh and t-the r-reason uh for that is because I l-love....fooTball. American fooTball. Not that.....game of fooTTsies theyplayoverseas. But I-I love I love fooTball. Uhh I ride moTorcycles. I drive a...muscle car. Like I-I do things that are seen in other circles as being more....traditionally masculine. Uh I workouTaloT, youknowthinglikethat."

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Just when I think the ribs are gone, Pat grows some more.

Need to see another recent selfie, this is too fat without corroboration.

 

[OpieRadio]

Jamie pull up the picture of Fat Rick wearing the same jacket before he said Norm wasn't funny.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Stealthygeek like he’s stealthy anorexic.

 

[FLUUUID]

Just when I think the ribs are gone, Pat grows some more.

He needs extra ribspace to store the new fat, child.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

'Not fat by any medical standard, child.'

 

[guest]

A man who needs to be 5 beers deep in order to work up the courage to get up on stage in front of 12 people and tell terrible jokes, and still stutters and wimpers.

 

[TokenX]

Stealthygeek. Get it? Cause I'm the toughest, manliest guy here at Pedocon 2013. Right Paul?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Patrick is definitely the type to feign interest in soccer precisely because foreign people like it

 

[RoTheHo69]

...If I ever do any see of them.

AHA fuckin' dope.

 

[OpieRadio]

...If I ever do any see of them.

AHA fuckin' dope.

fluffed his lines for his big on-camera threat

 

[RobertMewler]

Jamie pull up the picture of Fat Rick wearing the same jacket before he said Norm wasn't funny.

 

[1073waaf]

Jeez, it’s like he grew an additional neck.

 

[FLUUUID]

Jeez, it’s like he grew an additional neck.

He now doesn't have to dislocate his jaw to swallow whole burnt Wellingtons, checkmate, atalker.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

If he had put in his lawsuit that they, the people at that other forum, made him eat his feelings for almost 3 years then there would be no defense.

 

[IDidThisForYou]

He’s definitely sucking in as much fat as he possibly can. Gotta be about 280 now.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

This picture is so beautiful it actually makes me hard. He literally doubled in size. How's 'don't let the idiots win' working out for you? Stupid.

 

[MonsterSteve]

He’s so fat he can barely open his eyes

 

[guest]

Still hanging on here...

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[Phish]

Hahahaha that picture cracks me the fuck up every single time I look at it. Never change Pig. Ill be here until the end, just watching you from afar as you keep growing and growing like Violet Beauregarde from Wonka.