My son is turning into a faggot

[AidsCookie]

I don't think much is good nowadays.

I like Shoresy, but it's not for wee lads and lasses. Is he too old for that Bluey cartoon?

Fucking Christ, just don't tell him how old the shit is and turn on Johnny Bravo or Two Stupid Dogs (yes, I'm an old man who likes subversive cartoons, you can't tell by my Simpsons references?)

Bluey is the one show he watches that I don't mind. It ain't good, but it's not full of annoying faggotry and it's probably the only modern kids show where the dad isn't a total fucking retard. I'll try and show him some Johnny Bravo, but Cartoon Network shows don't hold his attention for whatever reason.

 

[UnPRePared]

Bluey is the one show he watches that I don't mind. It ain't good, but it's not full of annoying faggotry and it's probably the only modern kids show where the dad isn't a total fucking retard. I'll try and show him some Johnny Bravo, but Cartoon Network shows don't hold his attention for whatever reason.

Has he ever watched The Simpsons? I think that transcends age, even if he won't get the references.

If he likes horror, show him some old clips of Jimmy Saville.

 

[AidsCookie]

Has he ever watched The Simpsons? I think that transcends age, even if he won't get the references.

If he likes horror, show him some old clips of Jimmy Saville.

He's not old enough for Simpsons yet. I doubt he would get most of the references and I also don't want him trying to imitate Bart either.

 

[UnPRePared]

He's not old enough for Simpsons yet. I doubt he would get most of the references and I also don't want him trying to imitate Bart either.

No offense, @AidsCookie, but if you're son is stupid enough to imitate Bart, he deserves what he gets.

#NotAFather

 

[AidsCookie]

No offense, @AidsCookie, but if you're son is stupid enough to imitate Bart, he deserves what he gets.

#NotAFather

Never said he was smart. We haven't tested him yet, but 99.9% sure he's got ADHD

 

[Coonskin]

I don't think much is good nowadays.

I like Shoresy, but it's not for wee lads and lasses. Is he too old for that Bluey cartoon?

Fucking Christ, just don't tell him how old the shit is and turn on Johnny Bravo or Two Stupid Dogs (yes, I'm an old man who likes subversive cartoons, you can't tell by my Simpsons references?)

The fuck is this looks like gay porn?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Never said he was smart. We haven't tested him yet, but 99.9% sure he's got ADHD

A dumb homo dad?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Nah you're a good guy (are ya?)

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

He's not old enough for Simpsons yet. I doubt he would get most of the references and I also don't want him trying to imitate Bart either.

There’s home movies of me in front of the tv sittinf injun style watching Simpsons intently when I was like four. Still haven’t owned a slingshot. He’ll be alright

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

There’s home movies of me in front of the tv sittinf injun style watching Simpsons intently when I was like four.

what would happen if Bart simpson, his mom Marge simpson, jack McGuire a kind and respected movie critic from new jersey Born and raised in Arizona watched RIP-Allen-Lanier'a home movies of RIP-Allen-Lanier watching the Simpsons, and while they saw the movie, what pizza and sodas would they all get for movie night?

 

[Phish]

How old is he?

 

[Coonskin]

@UnPRePared answer for yourself ray, does gosia know you watch homoerotica ?

 

[UnPRePared]

@UnPRePared answer for yourself ray, does gosia know you watch homoerotica ?

She was the one who introduced me to Letterkenny - which I didn't take to, mind you, too much cutesy word play for my liking. She loves that Jared Keeso guy.

Actually, she loves Kids in the Hall too. Weird thing with her and Canadian humour.

I won't lie, that pic is pretty gay, but the show's not. Again, Slap Shot fan here, this show worked for me.

 

[Coonskin]

Make him watch some crashbox

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

When I was that age, I watched PeeWee’s Playhouse. Then the show went away and no one would tell me why. Wasn’t until I was a teen and learned Paul Reubens was arrested for lewd acts in a porn theater.

My point is, I’d rather watch Paul Reuben beat off than this. Kids get screwed today.

It's amazing how many people have the misconception he was just beating off in a movie theater. I was talking to a couple friends and he came up and when I said it was a porn theater they were like "so what? Isn't that what people do at those places?"

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I don't think much is good nowadays.

I like Shoresy, but it's not for wee lads and lasses. Is he too old for that Bluey cartoon?

Fucking Christ, just don't tell him how old the shit is and turn on Johnny Bravo or Two Stupid Dogs (yes, I'm an old man who likes subversive cartoons, you can't tell by my Simpsons references?)

Shoresy was funny but it was riddled with the same faggoty Girl boss shit LetterKenny was, where woman run shit and can ever be wrong and all the strong men are woke feminists

 

[UnPRePared]

Shoresy was funny but it was riddled with the same faggoty Girl boss shit LetterKenny was, where woman run shit and can ever be wrong and all the strong men are woke feminists

At the expense of being torched, I'd like to counter your last point:

I am not woke. Nor am I feminist - any man who says they are, are a closet predator or a sex pest. But I do respect women; my ex Tyla was my manager for quite some time, and helped me get my music career re-established after everything went to hell in the early 2000's. This was even after our divorce. Sure there's airheads and ditzes and pillock females - I don't hang around them.

And going back to Shoresy, the point of the first season is while they're proud native women, all three are proven wrong by the end, because the men do turn the team around. Schinkleboutit.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

At the expense of being torched, I'd like to counter your last point:

I am not woke. Nor am I feminist - any man who says they are, are a closet predator or a sex pest. But I do respect women; my ex Tyla was my manager for quite some time, and helped me get my music career re-established after everything went to hell in the early 2000's. This was even after our divorce. Sure there's airheads and ditzes and pillock females - I don't hang around them.

And going back to Shoresy, the point of the first season is while they're proud native women, all three are proven wrong by the end, because the men do turn the team around. Schinkleboutit.

It was entertaining so at least that stuff wasn't too distracting, but it's like they are allergic to letting any female character look bad

 

[UnPRePared]

It was entertaining so at least that stuff wasn't too distracting, but it's like they are allergic to letting any female character look bad

Men are always the easier targets in situational comedy.

The best find the balance. Like gays - I have gay friends, but I can say, and they'll call it a fair cop, they can be some of the stupidest fucking people on the planet at times. It's rarely played like that in movies though.

I suppose that's why I liked "Married... With Children" so much: EVERYONE was stupid.

 

[BUBBLER]

I don't think much is good nowadays.

I like Shoresy, but it's not for wee lads and lasses. Is he too old for that Bluey cartoon?

Fucking Christ, just don't tell him how old the shit is and turn on Johnny Bravo or Two Stupid Dogs (yes, I'm an old man who likes subversive cartoons, you can't tell by my Simpsons references?)

Clearly a millennial larping as Ray Wilson