My mom didn't care about my new apartment...

[Patrick O'Neal]

It's probably just that she has trouble expressing her true feelings.

The new apartment represents her son's abandonment of her, of no longer needing her. The first thing she does is to find fault with that.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

It's probably just that she has trouble expressing her true feelings.

The new apartment represents her son's abandonment of her, of no longer needing her. The first thing she does is to find fault with that.

Not only that, but have you seen dude's ring around the collar?? Yeesh

 

[Chive Turkey]

...so she stole a book of matches and tried to burn it down.

 

[CuntFucker .]

9 Morgans way, Kingston MA

Sending people into rapes, that's your bit?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm alright. Been better. Not loving the new meds. But sleeping better. And no they're not antipsychotics. They're antibiotics and very very mild analgesics for pain management.

You're taking mild anal pills for your anus pain? I'm glad to hear that.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Try playing some tunes

 

[Turk February]

You're taking mild anal pills for your anus pain? I'm glad to hear that.

They are only 6 inches big and the doctor blind folds me before inserting them. I don't know his name and he won't tell me.

 

[RoTheHo69]

What a fucking lousy cunt. Way to undercut your husband's business whore. I want to hang a sign around her neck and yell at her with a loudspeaker.megaphone

 

[RoTheHo69]

They are only 6 inches big and the doctor blind folds be before inserting them. I don't know his name and he won't tell me.

Place some chlorine tablets in your asshole. Should fix it right up. Also inject some chlorine.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Place some chlorine tablets in your asshole. Should fix it right up. Also inject some chlorine.

They put it in swimming pools so it can't be bad for you. It cleans stuff and makes it smell like jizz.

 

[Turk February]

Place some chlorine tablets in your asshole. Should fix it right up. Also inject some chlorine.

I can no longer afford chlorine. The doctor took my debit card and asked for the pin number. It's a really intense treatment.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I can no longer afford chlorine. The doctor took my debit card and asked for the pin number. It's a really intense treatment.

Substitute it with feces.

 

[Turk February]

Substitute it with feces.

I believe"feces" is American English for what the civilized world calls "dookies". I only have 2 left in my fridge and I'm saving them for Christmas.

 

[StlakerFatti]

how many sinks?