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My insurance won't cover my gynecomastia sugery, but covers trans surgeries.

Dark Dan Disciple

Nicer podcast stupid cohost.
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I recently had a heart scan as my cholesterol shot up the last 2 years due to me eating a shit ton of eggs, but to be on the safe side I twisted my doctors arm into ordering a heart scan. 0.0 calcium and healthy valves, so I won’t be having a heart attack anytime soon, but the cock sucking doctor that reviewed the scan also put down “Mild gynecomastia left breast”, I was besides myself and asked my doc “What the fuck is this bullshit! I ain’t got no tits!” He replied “lol, chill bubs! It’s probably just some winter fat, I’m sure you’ll burn it off by summertime. Eat more fruits and vegetables”

Motherfuckers…
 
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FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
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Have you considered pretending you're a woman, and then going to your doctor and telling him you want to transition to male, so he'll need to chop your tits off?

@OldGravyEgg you got any advice for this guy?
 

BUBBLER

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I wish I had any ribs left to spare
 
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