My Hollywood Staycation, In Photos

[guest]

LA Comics: I went to get some Baked Beans and hung out with Nick Swardson. Nice guy!
NY Comics: I went to get a slice of pizza and almost got in a fistfight with Rich Vos over how much oregano I was using. Dumb prick!

Speaking of Rich Vos. He’ll be performing this Friday at the Stand in NYC and this Saturday at the Scranton Comedy Club in Dunmore, PA. Tickets surprisingly still available!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Martin Landau has one though, great spot too from what i hear. Those SCUUUMBAGS!

That kid toucher only got so far because he never had a Jewish cock waved in his face that he didn't suck. That shoulda been ME as Bela Lugosi working with the Johnny Depp and the horse lady. I'm a- I'm a STAR, dammit!

 

[guest]

Loving the updated pic's! You ran into some cool celebrities...This thread slaps!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Hi shitmittens! I’m currently off of work for a week, so I thought I’d go on a lil staycation (teehee ) to Hollywood for a couple a few. Just thought I’d keep everyone posted as a fun little ride-along.

Please, if you have anything negative to say, leave it in the comments below.

Here’s my flea bag motel.

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Right next door to the world famous Jumbo’s Clown Room titty bar. I’m headed to the Comedy Store in a couple hours (Sebastian Maniscalco and Iliza Schlesinger are headlining ) and will definitely drop in here for a couple before buying a greasy sub and hittin the hay.

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I already dropped into the best drum shop in the country, Pro Drum Shop, and bought a hoodie and drumsticks holder.

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Had a couple suds at the Rainbow Bar and Grill where all the hair metal fags in the 80s and Lemmy practically lived. It’s almost all a shrine to him. Taylor Tomlinson was sitting inside at a booth with a group of other comics.

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Lots of expensive Hollywood properties like this.

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Tribute to Charles Bronson on the intersection of Bronson and Hollywood Blvd.

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Anywho, toodles for now. It’s rainy here right now, but I also brought my bicycle to zip around in tomorrow. Supposed to be sunny. I’ll post more when I have more to post.

The World Famous Comedy Store, ladies and gentlemen.

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Finesse Mitchell taking pics with fans. He deliberately stopped RIGHT in front of where his name is on the wall so people would recognize him.

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Maron was a whiny Kike.

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Maniscalco was actually fucking great. I’ll never badmouth this greaser again.

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I’m smoking cigs with Bobby Lee and he offered to buy my army issue camo jacket off me, but I declined. I took a photo with him, but am not posting it here, so here’s a creep shot.

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Last night Jumbo’s was closed for some reason, so I went to the Thai spot next to it instead and had the best I’ve ever had. Makes sense, since I’m staying in Thai Town. Pad See Ewe w/ pork belly. Chefs kiss Also enjoyed the musical stylings of a Thai disco band.

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Shit opens up at 11am here, so got my trusty steed ready to hit the town. It’s sunny, but kinda chilly, so perfect riding weather.

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Hittin this old haunt for a couple beers and a Juicy Lucy. This place is legendary.

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My Alma mater. Went here on a full ride for a 2 year jazz drumming program. For free schooling, it was a pain in the ass and I got a parking ticket every fucking day because the student parking was always taken by class time.

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Met Danny Trejo at his overpriced taco spot.

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Now sitting next to Nick Swardson at the Barney’s Beanery bar top. This is kinda wild, even for Hollywood, lol!

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Went to The Dresden last night. Swingers is in my top ten, so I was very excited to finally check it out. I had three old-fashioneds and they were spectacularly made. There was also a funk band playing and they ripped. This place was so money.

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Lastly, this is the only photo I’ve ever taken of the Hollywood sign, so what the hell, here it is.

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The End. Back home in civilized Orange County. Thank you for coming along. God bless.

Does John still work at the Dresden? Kinda hippy dude with a ponytail?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I like Nick but I thought he was going to literally drop dead if he didn’t stop drinking.

 

[RaggotFetard]

Does John still work at the Dresden? Kinda hippy dude with a ponytail?

No idea.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I like Nick but I thought he was going to literally drop dead if he didn’t stop drinking.

It’s funny, cus I recently heard him on a pod talking about how he cut all dairy from his diet cus of the strain it puts on your liver, and started taking a bunch of liver supplements so he could keep drinking. Dude was lining up shots watching college football at 2pm on a Wednesday.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It’s funny, cus I recently heard him on a pod talking about how he cut all dairy from his diet cus of the strain it puts on your liver, and started taking a bunch of liver supplements so he could keep drinking. Dude was lining up shots watching college football at 2pm on a Wednesday.

That kind of rules. Seriously Who Farted is a great special and he’s the best character in Grandma’s Boy.

 

[RaggotFetard]

That kind of rules. Seriously Who Farted is a great special and he’s the best character in Grandma’s Boy.

Yeah, been a fan since that half hour Comedy Central special he had many years ago. He’s a nice dude and was very easy to chat with. We talked about the increase of aggressive bums since Covid and he even suggested I go check on my bike that was locked up outside, while I was getting up to take a piss.

On a different note, anybody ever hear that he’s gay? I swear I’ve heard several other comics allude to it and they make it pretty obvious they’re talking about him w/o ever naming him. They even say it would “ruin this particular comic’s fratty image’’. I think it’s a very well kept secret.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah, been a fan since that half hour Comedy Central special he had many years ago. He’s a nice dude and was very easy to chat with. We talked about the increase of aggressive bums since Covid and he even suggested I go check on my bike that was locked up outside, while I was getting up to take a piss.

On a different note, anybody ever hear that he’s gay? I swear I’ve heard several other comics allude to it and they make it pretty obvious they’re talking about him w/o ever naming him. They even say it would “ruin this particular comic’s fratty image’’. I think it’s a very well kept secret.

Not sure if it’s true or not but I’ve heard it. The sub half convinced me Colin was gay and obviously that’s not true.

 

[guest]

Yeah, been a fan since that half hour Comedy Central special he had many years ago. He’s a nice dude and was very easy to chat with. We talked about the increase of aggressive bums since Covid and he even suggested I go check on my bike that was locked up outside, while I was getting up to take a piss.

On a different note, anybody ever hear that he’s gay? I swear I’ve heard several other comics allude to it and they make it pretty obvious they’re talking about him w/o ever naming him. They even say it would “ruin this particular comic’s fratty image’’. I think it’s a very well kept secret.

My gaydar is always going off when i see him. Wouldn’t surprise me at all.

 

[RaggotFetard]

Not sure if it’s true or not but I’ve heard it. The sub half convinced me Colin was gay and obviously that’s not true.

Damn. I should’ve tried playing footsies with him to get a gauge.

 

[guest]

Loving the updated pic's! You ran into some cool celebrities...This thread slaps!

@RaggotFetard , you forgot to rib this post you UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT!

 

[Feehan's Fart Box]

Not sure if it’s true or not but I’ve heard it. The sub half convinced me Colin was gay and obviously that’s not true.

He played a very convincing fruit in Reno 911!, maybe he's just a realllllly good actor.

 

[ApparitionOfHalLinden]

Martin Landau has one though, great spot too from what i hear. Those SCUUUMBAGS!

How many Emmys did you win, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda ?

 

[guest]

Barney's beanery is the shit.

 

[RaggotFetard]

Barney's beanery is the shit.

It really is. Been around over a century and you could feel the old Hollywood vibe in there. Same with Dresden. Food was awesome too.

 

[guest]

It really is. Been around over a century and you could feel the old Hollywood vibe in there. Same with Dresden. Food was awesome too.

I used to live in west la. I'd go to the beanery on 3rd Street Promenade. Really delish.

 

[guest]

Yeah, been a fan since that half hour Comedy Central special he had many years ago. He’s a nice dude and was very easy to chat with. We talked about the increase of aggressive bums since Covid and he even suggested I go check on my bike that was locked up outside, while I was getting up to take a piss.

On a different note, anybody ever hear that he’s gay? I swear I’ve heard several other comics allude to it and they make it pretty obvious they’re talking about him w/o ever naming him. They even say it would “ruin this particular comic’s fratty image’’. I think it’s a very well kept secret.

I've always assumed he was gay. More like Nick Sword-swallower right guys? Haha. We have fun.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I was gonna shit on you but after reading it I can't help but come away thinking this was pretty PFG. Same thing with the Hooters visits.

@RaggotFetard , share your mystical powers of non-faggotry.

That kid toucher only got so far because he never had a Jewish cock waved in his face that he didn't suck. That shoulda been ME as Bela Lugosi working with the Johnny Depp and the horse lady. I'm a- I'm a STAR, dammit!

Landau doesn't deserve to smell your shit!