My friend's girlfriend thinks I'm a bad influence and won't let me hang out with him anymore.

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Haha, you know a guy I worked with actually owed me 20 dollars, and then I met the guy on the left who actually says that line (only celebrity I've actually met... I keep forgetting about that because I never knew who he was, and still don't). My friend and I watched that movie because we met him, and that line came up and I was like "ohhh fawk...".

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Gals don't like when you fuck with the garden. I was hammered at my buddy's trailer one time and I was standing next to a tomato plant that his gf just transplanted and I don't know why, but as soon as it caught my eye I just yanked it out of the soil and dropped it on the ground. She was like "What the fuck? Why?" And I was like "What?" She's like "You just ripped my tomato plant out of the ground!" I was like "Oh for fuck's sake, I'll replace the fucking tomato plant" all annoyed. She hated me. Ugly bitch. My buddy is allowed to hang out with me though because he's not a pussy.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

You know with all the trolling retards on Twitter you should harass this cunt instead