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my friend is making a Youtube video about Patrick and needs some old pictures, can anyone help

Treat Yourself

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Tell that nigger to get an editor.
"This video is about Patrick Tomlinson."
There, you can cut the first 1:30. If your faggot friend NEEDS the trigger warnings and "bluh I'm neutral etc" then put that shit in a footnote in the video description instead of wasting our time. I have important things to jack off to in my sleeper cabin, I don't have all day.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Tell that nigger to get an editor.
"This video is about Patrick Tomlinson."
There, you can cut the first 1:30. If your faggot friend NEEDS the trigger warnings and "bluh I'm neutral etc" then put that shit in a footnote in the video description instead of wasting our time. I have important things to jack off to in my sleeper cabin, I don't have all day.
Just in terms of stopping people from clicking away, he needs to get to the video topic in maybe 15 seconds. The trigger warnings are gay and shouldn’t be included but if they must be, they can be small text onscreen.
 
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Your friend?
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To quit the great @MonsterSteve from a few posts up…


FUCK OUTTA HEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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I would love to watch a documentary about Patrick made by Patrick. That would be infinitely more entertaining than this Batman sounding guy or that aids ridden limey twink
"Following my divorce, I ran through a veritable buffet of choice females offering me any number of sordid pleasures willingly and frequently.

After my 101st belt notch, I was coaching a power lifting competition when the glint of the lighting caught the reflection of a pair of sunglasses, atop a curly crown of auburn perfection. My sizable member instantly sprung to life from it's too short slumber, eliciting gasps of shock and admiration as well as applause from the audience, and groans of defeat from the genetically inferior bros on stage behind me.

She told me her name was Niki, and she all but begged me for my phone number as she suggestively fellated the neck of her 6th Budweiser of the meal. I scrawled my number in effortlessly perfect calligraphy ( with my left hand of course, because I am both creative and unique) on a scrap of paper, and folded it before offering it towards her. She reached for it and I drew it back with a sly smile.

"Earn this, child", I said with a playful eyebrow raise. Beneath my taut abs and narrow waistline, my member growled with hunger, sensing a meal nearby.

Soon, my pet, I urged it. Soon ....

Don't forget to like, share and subscribe, child!"
 
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