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WWAW looking up the time in the Netherlands to see if @Patreeky is likely to be awake?
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WWAW looking up the time in the Netherlands to see if @Patreeky is likely to be awake?
Love you too, Patreeky.I love you.
Fawking get all emotional and shit here now. I was just gonna say the best part of the day was the wake and bake but noooo, had to have a real moment in there.
You say that but is it worse than a 60 year old man trying to get every girl in studio over to his place or a 50 year old worm never bashing any comics because he is afraid to burn bridges like the worm he is?It can never be understated how pathetic it was for a man in his 40’s to be obsessed with viral videos.
I feel your pain. I got off at 6am, ate my egg mcmuffin meal and was just about to fall asleep when some motherfucking landscapers decided to fire up all their equipment at once. They finished 10 minutes ago but I got to get ready to pick up the kids off the bus at 2. Fucking Mexicans really motherfucked my day. Thank god I have a little coke to kickstart my ass.The joke’s on you i have insomnia and i mostly work nights. Haha, laughing through my tears
I'm in the same boat except I got 2 weeks of nights left. I fucking hate days. Traffic, meetings and even the fucking sun drives me insane. Motherfuckers won't let me work straight nights because I'm too valuable to them so the last set of days I did nothing but avoid being any sort of help. Might take awhile but they'll see the light one day.I'm almost finished with work and @'THE NIGGER MAN' wakes up and ribs my posts. I'll miss this when I'm done working nights after next week
I'm in the same boat except I got 2 weeks of nights left. I fucking hate days. Traffic, meetings and even the fucking sun drives me insane. Motherfuckers won't let me work straight nights because I'm too valuable to them so the last set of days I did nothing but avoid being any sort of help. Might take awhile but they'll see the light one day.
I feel your pain. I got off at 6am, ate my egg mcmuffin meal and was just about to fall asleep when some motherfucking landscapers decided to fire up all their equipment at once. They finished 10 minutes ago but I got to get ready to pick up the kids off the bus at 2. Fucking Mexicans really motherfucked my day. Thank god I have a little coke to kickstart my ass.
Get fawking zooted, suck some cock and post on here drunk.I complain a lot about it but i actually also prefer nights, i’m a night owl anyway. My sleep rhythm is all fucked up but whatevs, it is what it is.
I’m going to get fucking wasted this weekend, i’ve been such a good boy lately i think i deserve it.
You do deserve it brotherman. Get extra fucked up for me since my son came home with some sort of rat looking animal he has to take care of for his agriculture class this weekend. Plus he has to write an essay on why it's not okay to feed cheetos to a baby goat.I complain a lot about it but i actually also prefer nights, i’m a night owl anyway. My sleep rhythm is all fucked up but whatevs, it is what it is.
I’m going to get fucking wasted this weekend, i’ve been such a good boy lately i think i deserve it.
It’s a tough one man. My biggest gripe with Norton is he never addressed Otto claiming Dice stole the nursery rhyme bit from him on the show. That was supposedly his best friend.You say that but is it worse than a 60 year old man trying to get every girl in studio over to his place or a 50 year old worm never bashing any comics because he is afraid to burn bridges like the worm he is?
You do deserve it brotherman. Get extra fucked up for me since my son came home with some sort of rat looking animal he has to take care of for his agriculture class this weekend. Plus he has to write an essay on why it's not okay to feed cheetos to a baby goat.
Wait I never heard this before. Do you remember the show? There wasn't too many Otto appearances which bugged me because he was a good guest.It’s a tough one man. My biggest gripe with Norton is he never addressed Otto claiming Dice stole the nursery rhyme bit from him on the show. That was supposedly his best friend.
How about, just knockin' your tin?haha just bangin your drums
LMAO cause of freaking Anthony!How about, just knockin' your tin?
I asked him why he gave cheetos to a baby goat and he said " Why not they taste good and he liked them and everyone else was feeding the animals stuff from the lunchroom so I wasn't the only who has to write an essay. Plus at least I didn't give half a ham and cheese sandwich to the baby pig like Ryan did. That was kinda messed up but the pig really liked it". God bless 13 year old boys. Here's a picture he took of the baby goats to brighten up your weekendLmao this made me laugh, thoughts and prayers brotherman
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