My favorite Rick lie/anecdote

[guest]

He couldn’t even finish the fan fiction lol. That’s hilarious, he’s one part retard and one part ‘famous’ in his own mind. Without Twitter he’d be digging ditches.

He doesn’t have the physical capacity. He has the worst genetics of any creature on the entire Earth. There’s no time line in which he does manual labor. Even before he got obese he had the body of a couch dwelling slug that never swung a hammer, lifted a weight, or did anything even vaguely physical. He would never be able to physically produce at the level he’d need to in order to do something physical for a living. Nor does he have the work ethic for it. I would wager a weeks pay that if he ever got a job as a sheet rock monkey they’d fire him before coffee break on day 1.

Without TwiTTer (and his Jewish insurance scam bux) he’s a sassy gay (and fat) secretary with 3 cats.

 

[guest]

The notion that him and Nikkki's busy "careers" are why they don't have kids. Just unfathomable. Honorable mention to any reference about having sex with that boxy frump dyke, its so awkward and putrid just trying to imagine it.

No successful people reproduce, sweet udders child. They just don't have time for it and it's not like they can afford childcare, au pairs etc. Sorry you're so stupid.

 

[guest]

Let's pray for heavy snow in Milwaukee this year.

Why? So he can bark orders at Drinky and tell her what she's doing wrong from the warmth of the living room, as he does every winter?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I've done a ton of nice things for strangers and never thought to myself, wow.
You faggots don't know me, so I've nothing to gain from this.
I, unlike Pat, look out for my fellow man.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I hate him so much.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Pig Fat Liar!

He was a lifeguard for 6 years. Trained in CPR he was the first responder 'outside of work' twice. A motorcycle accident and a woman having a heart attack. On the job he performed CPR twice and hemlich once. He also stitched a leg with dental floss and a basketball needle. (27 March 2020) He...

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Not even a year old and out of date

 

[guest]

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Not even a year old and out of date

tyfys

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

No child. This story happened exacTly how I described iT

 

[Honey Badger]

I've helped people get their cars out of snow before without a shovel and it took way less than 15 minutes

Did you tweet about it immediately after?

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He rarely ever leaves the couch yet somehow is everywhere with a shovel ready to help at the drop of a hat. I guarantee he doesn’t even shovel his driveway / sidewalk and just waits for it to melt since he has nowhere to be.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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Nothing like sewing up a person with a dull and flimsy hollow "needle". He really thinks people buy his bullshit just because he said so. He has zero credibility.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Why? So he can bark orders at Drinky and tell her what she's doing wrong from the warmth of the living room, as he does every winter?

The way things are going there’s a good chance she won’t be there for him to bark orders at by winter!

 

[Meownaw]

Nothing like sewing up a person with a dull and flimsy hollow "needle". He really thinks people buy his bullshit just because he said so. He has zero credibility.

I still insist on this one he is being ha ha ha so randumb! and trying to show how funny he is.

 

[JebJoh]

Why does it matter what color the guys were, Rick?

Everyone knows black guys have an extra bone in their ankles that causes them to require insTrucTion from a pasty white dude in order to get any job done.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I still insist on this one he is being ha ha ha so randumb! and trying to show how funny he is.

Not too sure about that. Here some context of the conversation.

 

[RoTheHo69]

It was exactly half a dozen men with each group being pluralized meaning it was necessarily 2 members of each ethnicity.
That seems a little far fetched.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It was exactly half a dozen men with each group being pluralized meaning it was necessarily 2 of members of each ethnicity.
That seems a little far fetched.

Noah's Dark.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

If the basketball needle and dental floss stitch job isn’t involved, I want no part of this.

 

[guest]

It's notable to him because it's the only physical labour he's ever actually forced to do. I'm in shape and I can get wore out from shoveling snow after a big storm, but I'm also in Canada. It honestly must almost kill this lazy fuck, especially considering he's too lazy to actually stay on top of it so he probably lets it pile up until he needs to drive somewhere so it's a job every time.

I'm in Grey Bruce, we get 150 to 200 inches a winter and it refalls from blowing off fields, this fat pig would die in one winter.