My favorite Rick lie/anecdote

[guest]

Still get a good loff out of this one. EVERYONE CLAPPED!

BONUS: He's got a weird thing about shoveling lies.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Pat is fat and he's HERE TO HELP!!!! White savior white wahmen horseshit faggotry.

 

[guest]

Ol Race Conscious Rick

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Not to mention, the one where he was the human pit-stop during the riots, changing tires

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like the one where he backflip-kicked a knife out of a punk's hand, broke his arm, caught the knife and held it to his throat until the police arrived in one fluid motion. He carries that knife to this day, childs.

 

[guest]

Twitter is the common denominator. Looking at you bratwurst and you too old pedo vampire

 

[VizioDash]

Imagine being a white man in your 40s who is still so broke he has to live in an area with blacks and hispanics

 

[guest]

Pat is fat and he's HERE TO HELP!!!! White savior white wahmen horseshit faggotry.

It's just preposterous. A couple of muzzie broads were on the curb, and miraculously Richard and six others of various racial makeup were there in seconds to help. Were they all outside in the dead of winter, or watching through their windows in case some brave and beautiful women in hijabs got stuck? Fucking ridiculous.

 

[guest]

Imagine doing the right thing in life and not bragging about it. Fat just has to have attention for anything and everything.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

What's always so odd about these specific Tweets is that average schlubs do shit like this every Winter and don't feel the need to brag about it, let alone take time to pull out their phone and brag to an empty void. What a tiny loser. Fat too.

 

[guest]

Just doing a lil taste of pat posting but no wonder you guys hate him so much.

 

[guest]

Oh and of course, it wasn't the Muslim women's fault. They were trying to avoid the other irresponsible driver!

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

It must have been the longest fifteen minutes of their lives, watching the steam coming off the sweaty overweight man as he pauses for breath after each shovelful of snow. Muttering patronising comments whenever he's able to catch his breath. They must surely have feared death or worse, rape at his hand.

Obviously none of this ever happened, if Pat had to dig snow for even a couple of minutes he would keel over lifeless, clutching his chest. Let's pray for heavy snow in Milwaukee this year.

 

[VizioDash]

What's always so odd about these specific Tweets is that average schlubs do shit like this every Winter and don't feel the need to brag about it, let alone take time to pull out their phone and brag to an empty void. What a tiny loser. Fat too.

And Pat wasn't even thinking about that angle when carefully crafting the story. His entire angle was racially based. Even in his fake stories, it wasn't just a group of guys banding together to help. It was "black men and hispanic men". Pat thought it would be a noteworthy thing that minorities are capable of some basic common courtesy in life.

 

[SFWA liaison]

those are good but mine has to be the Brotosaurus one

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What's always so odd about these specific Tweets is that average schlubs do shit like this every Winter and don't feel the need to brag about it, let alone take time to pull out their phone and brag to an empty void. What a tiny loser. Fat too.

It's notable to him because it's the only physical labour he's ever actually forced to do. I'm in shape and I can get wore out from shoveling snow after a big storm, but I'm also in Canada. It honestly must almost kill this lazy fuck, especially considering he's too lazy to actually stay on top of it so he probably lets it pile up until he needs to drive somewhere so it's a job every time.

 

[guest]

And Pat wasn't even thinking about that angle when carefully crafting the story. His entire angle was racially based. Even in his fake stories, it wasn't just a group of guys banding together to help. It was "black men and hispanic men". Pat thought it would be a noteworthy thing that minorities are capable of some basic common courtesy in life.

This ain’t your show! Says the little black man shoveling snow

 

[VizioDash]

those are good but mine has to be the Brotosaurus one
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Have we ever posted this to /r/thathappened? Rick would love to go viral again, I'm sure.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Have we ever posted this to /r/thathappened? Rick would love to go viral again, I'm sure.

yeah we have and the obese deadbeat dad DMCA'd the post because the embarrassing lie is his copyright

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just doing a lil taste of pat posting but no wonder you guys hate him so much.

Come play with us. Forever and ever and ever.