My B.O. has developed a sickly sweet smell

[Papa Goldendick]

I remember it happening to me, but it was a temporary situation. Blood sugar levels related I think. You will be fine.

On the other hand, I've known four people with the same problem. All four went to the doctor and were diagnosed with inoperable asshole cancer, dying between 3-5 months later.

So it could be a temporary situation - or fatal. If that helps, OP

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

But did your girl tell you “yo’ pee tastz like burfday cake” yet?

Dan this is a Patrice O’Neal joke.

 

[guest]

On the other hand, I've known four people with the same problem. All four went to the doctor and were diagnosed with inoperable asshole cancer, dying between 3-5 months later.

So it could be a temporary situation - or fatal. If that helps, OP

wtf...did you live in Chernobyl

 

[HH Brother]

wtf...did you live in Chernobyl

Sticking Turkish taffy reactor rods up their assholes, boqster.

Don't mind me, trying to workout some new material.

 

[DMAN]

I don't know if it's because of Covid ruining my sense of smell, or maybe I'm getting old and developing old man smell. But my B.O. smells like rotting tomato sauce and bad taco seasoning. I'm in relatively good shape, so i don't think it's a disease.

 

[Brooke Shields]

bad taco seasoning

 

[aRTie02150]

My feet smell like popcorn

 

[Harry Powell]

You're trying to fuck a young woman of lower stock with tattoos and colored hair, you know you need to go into this knowing you're far above her right?
Don't let her have the incorrect thought that you're some faggot, just wash your balls an hour before and put on deodorant. Possibly do some road sodas for a relaxed demeanor

Earnestly though this skank is not worth the worry, but yes try to fuck her

1) i appreciate the advice. Some of the incel-Harry character is played up.

I don’t even have to know I’m superior to her, though. Our jobs do it for me. Our careers in relation are roughly akin to a doctor and a nurse, she works at a different place though. Income gap is even more pronounced than Doctor-nurse, it’s all in my favor.


2) I have been on a 4-year long voluntary abstinence from pussy. To be honest it’s been great, with no bitch nagging me I have been living just how I want, which is like a rich teenager.

But now that genuine middle age is closing in, this is my test run to see if wanna continue being an incel or start being like Dan Mullen in his bumble days.

 

[Harry Powell]

On the other hand, I've known four people with the same problem. All four went to the doctor and were diagnosed with inoperable asshole cancer, dying between 3-5 months later.

So it could be a temporary situation - or fatal. If that helps, OP

Is that a genuine story? Maybe it’s time for ol’ colonoscopy

 

[Harry Powell]

Looks like we got a real fawkin problem here… or Maybe your finger slipped, @GloryHoleTorqueH. it happens sometimes. I’ll give you a moment to correcT this mistake.

 

[Build Black Better]

What the fuck is going on? Especially my ball sweat.

I have a fucking date! Why is this happening now? My diet is pretty much chicken, energy drinks (sugar free), collagen, and oranges; there’s no way this can be diabetes… can it? I’m not fat like Jenna!

Does it smell like cat piss in a litter box? That's what my sweat smells like sometimes after exercise for the last few years. I'm not sure what to change in my diet or maybe I don't drink enough water or get enough exercise. Maybe my electrolytes are out of balance. I don't want to smell like a crazy cat lady!

 

[Harry Powell]

Does it smell like cat piss in a litter box? That's what my sweat smells like sometimes after exercise for the last few years. I'm not sure what to change in my diet or maybe I don't exercise often enough. I don't want to smell like a crazy cat lady!

Yeah there’s definitely this faint note of cat spray. Really pissing me off.

 

[Build Black Better]

cat spray. Really pissing me off.

Furry good

 

[guest]

Most chicken in America is full of hormones and antibiotics. There's a reason those black girls start going through puberty at 9.

Energy drinks are poison.

Oranges are just sugar basically. There's more vitamin C in a potato if you leave the skin on.

Your diet needs works, Hank