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Mustard just changed his handle to @Roxbury Rick

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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IDK about handling that @Turk February character. We're all office stiffs, 40 minutes is a long time for us.

Perhaps we could merge the two and they could have us over to Canada for some punch and they can swing by here and chip in (wassat) to our thing. @Turry Fawks hates him too and @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda loves to dunk on the disabled he'll be happy.

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Can’t do it, me and Gay Vigoda have a longstanding rivalry like the Montagues and Capulets.
 

HR@PaneraBread

10 people use this account, not CB, We Are Panera!
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Can’t do it, me and Gay Vigoda have a longstanding rivalry like the Montagues and Capulets.
well we already went up there and told them they were welcome, no backing out now. That Vigoda's not so stuck up once you get to know 'im
 

Jenna

be nice to Jenna
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I think they call it Boxing Day. It’s where they fight to pretend they’re anywhere near as relevant as America.

We should celebrate Kickboxing Day a couple weeks before they celebrate Boxing Day, just to show them how retarded they are.

I just googled their Independence Day and it's July 1st. They didn't have to fight a war or anything, in 1982 England just went "whatever, do what you want". That's not a typo and I meant to do 1782 or 1882, no Rush was recording "Tom Sawyer" while they were gleefully still under British rule.
 

HR@PaneraBread

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We'll never get to see his carefully crafted bit unfortunately, I'm sure it was going to be very funny.
WWAW with exhumed bits that failed a year ago

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