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He gives me creeps so bad.My theory is that he's the next baby rapist.
People used to make fun of Bieber, but he was just a guy out wanting to get laid and he did dumb stuff. Sheeran is creepy as shit.
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He gives me creeps so bad.My theory is that he's the next baby rapist.
I don't even totally hate a bunch if Slipknot's music but the guys in the band sure do seem like dickheads. The Clown guy particularly. He has this Kerry King faggotry about him where he takes himself super seriously and wants to come off as a scary metal dude. He also believes that he formed the single most innovative and important band in metal history. He's literally not even a musician. He hits a keg with an aluminum bat. That's genuinely his place in the band. Corey Taylor also pisses me off, but it's because the proportions of his body make no fucking sense. He has a giant Joe Rogan head, a huge jacked bodybuilder neck and then the rest of him is atrophied and tiny like he spent his life in a wheelchair.Laughable attire, fake tough guy personas.
Teenagers and manchildren think Slipknot is cool.
The rumor was Pryor was getting fucked by Marlon Brando. There was also talk that Bowie and Jagger were fuckbuddies. I also heard a 7ft Norse strongman called Allen was ploughing some tiny pathetic prop comic schmuck.Didnt it come out that Mick Jagger literally had gay anal sex with Richard Pryor? Or am I thinking of someone else?
That one guy who fronted for Genesis after Phil Collins for awhile. I hate that guy.
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