Munich Enjoyer, TYFYS

[RickReternal]

Why would someone have to go to prison for taking travel tips from a world famous author, foodie, and Holocaust expert?

When will he realize that first and foremost we’re FANS?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

When will he realize that first and foremost we’re FANS?

We are his ONLY real fans

 

[Brooke Shields]

Why does your shirt fit?

Should've went all in and been wearing a size small while ordering pre-cut lunchmeat ham

 

[porquedealer]

Please rate the sex mirror on a scale of; leaky faucet to old testament god.

 

[Udders]

That's a tremendous bit, I wish it got more than a copypaste, although the copypastes are on multiple platforms.

 

[NoBacon]

SUBPOENA!

Big mistake, stlaker. Patrick is going to subpoena auschwitz for their CCTV footage and uncover you. Hope it was worth it.

 

[MonsterSteve]

So now you’re an expert of all things holocaust, correct?

 

[Ladynyahh]

That's a tremendous bit, I wish it got more than a copypaste, although the copypastes are on multiple platforms.

The fact that Patrick can't reply with some kind of response like "ok, that's pretty funny, but you're still going to prison, stlaker" truly shows you how autistic he is

 

[guest]

This is peak patposting.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

It's true testament to how insane this man is that he thinks visiting the same destination as him will result in a prison sentence.

Absolute fucking lunatic he is.

"Hooli's for me forever, stlaker. For you, never"

 

[Ladynyahh]

Is some reddit guy going to recreate the pics from Pat's most recent trip to some south American shithole?

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Is some reddit guy going to recreate the pics from Pat's most recent trip to some south American shithole?

Yes but we'll never see them as the redditor will have to throw his phone away to destroy evidence he swatted himself.

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

This bit really got a niggs ribs

Would not fuck, and I’d fuck fatass Jackie.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Felony travel advice following.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

"Hooli's for me forever, stlaker. For you, never"

I love how he told people that the Hooligan's staff will detain any funster who shows up immediately until the police arrive to arrest them. He legitimately believes this.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Wildmosers Restauraant-Cafe has fallen

the Robinson empire loses territory again

hope he recorded a short video in case Pat copes that this is AI generated lol

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I love how he told people that the Hooligan's staff will detain any funster who shows up immediately until the police arrive to arrest them. He legitimately believes this.

Instead they served BDA and were well tipped.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Would not fuck, and I’d fuck fatass Jackie.

I would reverse that.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

"Hooli's for me forever, stlaker. For you, never"

“Dachau for me forever, stlaker. For you, never.”

That’s an offer I can’t refuse.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

If these were the faces we made on our honeymoon, I would have had multiple divorce lawyers on speed dial by the time we got on the flight home.

Of course this barnyard animal just flops on the bed in his filthy street clothes. I hope he remembered to rub his pillow against the jeans he’d spent days using as a Swiffer on nigger-infested public transport. How he doesn’t have constant UTIs from going commando in jeans he never washes is only explicable if you assume he has a tiny faucet dick that isn’t large enough to even make contact with the denim near his crotch. Which we know to be the case, since Pat supplied the video proof.