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Mulch triggered Rick into hiring Lenora Claire in October 2022

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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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So either a truck was driving down the alley and he decided to turn the screenshot into a conspiracy OR he called it himself and made sure he was home to tell them to leave OR someone really did this and paid for a tow?.... and nothing happened. You'd think the company would be able to figure out who paid for the tow. 🤔
I thought tow companies had good know-your-customer rules in place, because if they tow the wrong person's car they go to prison for grand theft auto.

But whadda I know? Container of coffee, jobsite...
 
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Somebody stalked this absolute carwreck of a woman.

There truly is a man out there who will simp for anything.
You'll be surprised. We had a security alert at work a few months ago that said if we saw this man on plant property we were to immediately stop him and call the police. When I asked why I was told he was stalking a girl in accounts payable. I almost burst out laughing because she is about 5 foot 300 lbs. and smells as bad as her personality is. We all thought that she was making it all up for attention but god damn the dude showed up trying to see her and got arrested. Turned out he was a normal looking and successful guy but for some reason was obsessed with her.
 
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You'll be surprised. We had a security alert at work a few months ago that said if we saw this man on plant property we were to immediately stop him and call the police. When I asked why I was told he was stalking a girl in accounts payable. I almost burst out laughing because she is about 5 foot 300 lbs. and smells as bad as her personality is. We all thought that she was making it all up for attention but god damn the dude showed up trying to see her and got arrested. Turned out he was a normal looking and successful guy but for some reason was obsessed with her.
Was he a porch monkey?
 
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