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After Patrick ordered too much mulch and tried to blame us mulchsters on October 24, he immediately went oinking to Lenora Claire and got pissy four days later when she didn’t respond immediately. He is seriously deranged.
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He said it was delivered by ‘mistake’ and then blamed us a few months later.I thought I recalled Rick making a FB post about accidentally ordering way too much mulch and offering a free for pick-up deal to anyone interested? Am I making that shit up?
I couldn’t have said it better myself. It’s just like when he claimed someone tried to tow his car and then posted a screenshot of a truck doing absolutely nothing.Symptoms of Paranoia
The symptoms of paranoia can include:
- Being defensive, hostile, and aggressive
- Being easily offended
- Believing you are always right and having trouble relaxing or letting your guard down
- Not being able to compromise, forgive, or accept criticism
- Not being able to trust or confide in other people
- Reading hidden meanings into people’s normal behaviors
- Reading hidden messages and threats into mistaken deliveries of landscaping materials (mulch, compost, topsoil, etc)
And it's going great. 3 years later and he's deep in debt and off to jail while being humiliated to larger and larger audiences as actually famous Twitter accounts catch onto him and he self owns by showing up to look fat and cowardly next to his twitchy, agitated wife on Inside Edition.There's a screenshot from much earlier in 2020 right after he got banned from twitter the second time. Lenore hooked them up with Strictly Stalking. He is a VERY long time client of hers
So either a truck was driving down the alley and he decided to turn the screenshot into a conspiracy OR he called it himself and made sure he was home to tell them to leave OR someone really did this and paid for a tow?.... and nothing happened. You'd think the company would be able to figure out who paid for the tow.I couldn’t have said it better myself. It’s just like when he claimed someone tried to tow his car and then posted a screenshot of a truck doing absolutely nothing.
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I don't agree with this. He isn't paranoid he is using everything he can to be a victim. This isn't fear it's calculated.Symptoms of Paranoia
The symptoms of paranoia can include:
- Being defensive, hostile, and aggressive
- Being easily offended
- Believing you are always right and having trouble relaxing or letting your guard down
- Not being able to compromise, forgive, or accept criticism
- Not being able to trust or confide in other people
- Reading hidden meanings into people’s normal behaviors
- Reading hidden messages and threats into mistaken deliveries of landscaping materials (mulch, compost, topsoil, etc)
I remain unconvinced that’s a woman.She should teach Patrick how to work the angles in photos (aspect ratio and whatnot).
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If not, he's got a fantastic set of tits.I remain unconvinced that’s a woman.
Somebody stalked this absolute carwreck of a woman.She should teach Patrick how to work the angles in photos (aspect ratio and whatnot).
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He has likened himself to the victims of 9/11. This is nothing.This lady was stalked and sexually assaulted by some guy and Pat's like "I got mulch in my driveway, Lenora!"
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