Mr. 5'8" Joe Rogan

[RacksDiciprine]

 

[satanssockpuppet]

 

[bombvest]

 

[analeggsalad]

same height as the clown prince of the alt-right. I wish I still had unphotoshoped that pic of him wearing 2inch platform shoes

 

[guest]

I remember watching a clip of him talking about how he was comfortable with being bald, and you have to own your insecurities, which is why he shaved his head instead of clinging onto it. Yet he can't admit he's shorter than 5'8".

 

[HotDogJoe]

 

[NortheastPhilly]

 

[wbgreen]

He must have been taller when he was younger. Unless he was born with arms that touch the ground like a gorilla, he has the proportions of a taller man. Being the receiving end of rough, down low anal sex must have compacted his spine.

 

[The Arm]

I saw one of his podcasts where the camera guy fucked up and showed an angle that revealed that his chair sits a bit higher than the guest's.

Sometimes he'll have good guests and they'll have an interesting discussion...for a while. He had Abby Martin on, talking about Israeli war crimes. About two-thirds of the way in, he posited the theory that alien abductions are actually hyper-evolved humans from the future, coming to harvest extinct genes.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

And people wonder why he has anger issues, and needs to take things to quiet that side of him down.

 

[sShenaniganz]

You posted the photoshopped one. Here is the original.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I saw one of his podcasts where the camera guy fucked up and showed an angle that revealed that his chair sits a bit higher than the guest's.

Sometimes he'll have good guests and they'll have an interesting discussion...for a while. He had Abby Martin on, talking about Israeli war crimes. About two-thirds of the way in, he posited the theory that alien abductions are actually hyper-evolved humans from the future, coming to harvest extinct genes.

When he was recording the podcast in that little tube thing, you could see that his chair is like, a lot higher than the guest's and fuckface is essentially standing on his tippytoes with his back resting against a chair.

I'm pretty confident that I could kick Joe Rogan's little faggot ass just because he's so small and he's such a bitch about it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember watching a clip of him talking about how he was comfortable with being bald, and you have to own your insecurities, which is why he shaved his head instead of clinging onto it. Yet he can't admit he's shorter than 5'8".

He also had a very expensive failed hair transplant, so he can shut the fuck up about being comfortable with being bald too.

 

[Snake]

He also had a very expensive failed hair transplant, so he can shut the fuck up about being comfortable with being bald too.

Nigga lost his hair, and his cranium got obnoxiously bigger.

ALPHA BRAIN

 

[analeggsalad]

nigga bouda dislocate his shoulder reachin up

 

[analeggsalad]

He also had a very expensive failed hair transplant, so he can shut the fuck up about being comfortable with being bald too.

he cries alone into the mirror at least once a month while shaving his head forces him to relive the shame of his hair transplant surgery

 

[The Arm]

And for anyone who doesn't know: he married a mudshark and adopted her mongrel.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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off topic but am I the only one who kinda digs androgynous women like this? like ruby rose in John wick 2. honestly was perty hot to me to be honest witcha. but i've got weird fucking tastes

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

And for anyone who doesn't know: he married a mudshark and adopted her mongrel.

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Must be why 'Mrs Rogan' never gets talked about. Bada Bing reject niggerlover.