Movies that only faggots like vol 17

[Mick_Mickerson]

Plus this newer one by the same director. It's the same slow, incomprehensible stuff that people only pretend to see meaning in. It's like the only reason he makes movies is so people can make 'video essays' about them with lo-fi hiphop in the background.

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Also, everything by Paul Thomas Anderson except Boogie Nights. Did you see that scene where Daniel Day Lewis reads confusing documents, twirls his moustache and squints while ominous violin music plays? Deep stuff.

Yeah, the director definitely got high off his own supply after the Witch. This was intolerable. I watched it because Witch was first new-ish movie I liked in years and Willem Dafoe is great, but damn that shit was hard to sit through.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I thought The Lighthouse was a great movie. It's pretty obvious what parts are real and what parts are in Pattinson's character's head.

Yeah same. I thought it worked in all the areas where The Witch fell flat for me.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The thing with Predator, directed by the same guy who directed Die Hard, was that once the Predator started hunting for Arnold it became a much more serious movie. In Die Hard you have the main character being bullet proof and acting like a maniac for no reason throughout the entire movie.

Not to sound like a capeshit lover, but this is why as a kid I loved Batman and hated Superman. Superman is a virtually invincible superhuman with godlike abilities; how are you meant to relate to that? Batman has no supernatural abilities, he has a car and gadgets and has to figure out how to defeat the villain. He's the human, and his enemies are the ones with bizarre abilities.

 

[alkiefuck2]

why yes, i do browse reddit, how could you tell?

 

[guest]

I actually kind of stopped liking an old friend over this movie. He went to see it with his wife and started raving about it, said it was the best movie he saw in years. His favourite movies are shit like Rocky and Happy Gilmore so, while he is a dope, he's not a total fag. Or so I thought. I made it through 15 minutes of this self-conscious, cutesy horseshit before switching it off and cursing his name.

 

[guest]

I thought it was pretty cool and made me think for first time how alone Puritans and American settlers must have felt in the North American woods. Cool movie and I generally hate movies

It's quite amazing when you think about it. A fucking enormous wilderness filled with savage Indians. A couple of hundred years later the British, German and other European settlers had transformed it into a global superpower. Then...

 

[UnPRePared]

Fuck you if you like this movie legitimately, fuck you if you like this movie ironically, and fuck you if you see some deeper subtext in a bloody ass of a film like this.

There's not one redeemable moment in this movie, not the Queen soundtrack, not Max Von Sydow, not even Timothy Dalton. Dino De Laurentiis has put his name on some real shit but this tops even his King Kong remake.

 

[Cuphead]

I hated this fucking movie so much. Fuck all the faggots that actually like this unfunny shit

 

[Chive Turkey]

Not to sound like a capeshit lover, but this is why as a kid I loved Batman and hated Superman. Superman is a virtually invincible superhuman with godlike abilities; how are you meant to relate to that? Batman has no supernatural abilities, he has a car and gadgets and has to figure out how to defeat the villain. He's the human, and his enemies are the ones with bizarre abilities.

Batman is the only remotely entertaining superhero for that reason and he's just a repackaged Zorro.

 

[Zombie247]

Movies that you liked, but then everyone else says you must be a faggot for liking them.

Predator 2

"You don't see the eyes of the demon... Until him come calling"

 

[Cumiace]

The one where the ugly kid gets her head knocked off and then there's a bunch of weird witch shit going on in the guy's attic with a bunch of old nude people

 

[Not bad]

Only faggots like this movie and these types of video essays.

 

[guest]

It's quite amazing when you think about it. A fucking enormous wilderness filled with savage Indians. A couple of hundred years later the British, German and other European settlers had transformed it into a global superpower. Then...

SAINT MEL...YOU READING THIS?

(a Puritan movie with Apocalypto vibes is so needed).

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Here's two films that are worshipped by low-T "heterosexual" woofters who were never properly raised by a father figure.

 

[medium wyzzz]

Always slaps when I wanT To give a girl The D, child.

Do Furfaggots count?

 

[medium wyzzz]

Here's two films that are worshipped by low-T "heterosexual" woofters who were never properly raised by a father figure.

I'll watch the this is sparta scene and meme that, but there's too many dicks in that movie.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I'll watch the this is sparta scene and meme that, but there's too many dicks in that movie.

And that's the only scene worth watching, which shows you what a piece of shit it is. Even in 2007 that movie sucked (fuck calling it a film).

 

[EraGodless]

Women are the rake- (should be this sub's motto).

Good flick.

 

[DMAN]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! He's so SARCASTIC!

 

[stealthygeek]

I thought The Lighthouse was a great movie. It's pretty obvious what parts are real and what parts are in Pattinson's character's head.

Best new movie I've seen in the last 3-4 years, not that I watch many new movies these days. Would only recommend to certain people though. Tough to blame anyone for thinking a black and white movie shot in 4:3 is pretentious and turning it off after 10 minutes, even if I think it's a mistake.

The VVitch bored the shit out of me. If I'd known it was the same director I probably would've skipped The Lighthouse.