Movies nobody has ever referenced since they were released

[UnPRePared]

WWAWD Undercover Blues?

Stanley Tucci makes that whole film, cuz it sure doesn't hold up from Kathleen Turner.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

As shitty as some of these probably are I would still watch them over the shit thats out there today

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Denis Leary’s tough guy character is really annoying in this. All the other actors were fine.

Spot on. That describes Leary in almost anything. He is a hack

 

[UnPRePared]

Spot on. That describes Leary in almost anything. He is a hack

Remember The Ref?

 

[Brooke Shields]

it got 19% score, was wondering what else came out then and this whole page is ridiculous

1997 Stinkers Bad Movie Awards - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

go figure Fatrick's favorite batman is hated, but some of these are classics

if only they knew how good they have it.
Now every modern movie looks like shit, all the shots are bland and cuts between dialogue.

You can actually watch a movie and guess what decade it was made in just from the look and feel of it, however that makes sense. 2010s+ they become indecipherable

 

[nasty twp]

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^This poster is beyond creepy. What were they thinking in marketing? That’s literal Simba and Tim Allen’s son you’re putting in pervy posters.

It doesn’t excuse this decision but: JTT is gay, isn’t he? It’s what I always heard on 00s celeb gossip forums and alt.google.



And in a perfect segue link he happens to be a side antagonist in my all-time fav obscure badfilm, Speedway Junky. It is for the gays, and it’s basically a sweeter thicker more mushy milkshake mix of every single Gregg Araki film that came before, so idk if many of you degens would like it.

Shamefully I probably know the script from memory. It’s awful, yet I must watch it at least a few times a year to feel happy and secure—a comfort film. Though it couldn’t be trashier or more lowbrow pretentious for a road movie about a selfish military brat who runs away to Vegas (like an ignorant toddler because his dad shouted at him to enlist or get a job once), and naively befriends druggy sex workers.

JTT plays a cowardly, slimy and money-grubbing rentboy trying to scam and pimp out Jesse Bradford, and it’s saur funny seeing America’s sweet little brother in that grimy light. Autistic Daryl Hannah is perfectly cast as the traumatised fading elder-prozzy mother trying to stop all these stupid boys from selling themselves before they get stabbed or raped as she sadly did. Patsy Kensit has a cameo as an escort, and Tiffani Thiessen has one as a drunk cheating erratic Vegas child-bride doing one of the worst fake Texan accents.

Still a surprise to me that the other lead Jordan Brower didn’t have more of a career afterward, he was better than anyone gave credit or noticed. I thought he was hilarious and loveable in Teen Angel, a failed ABC sitcom and rival/little sibling to Sabrina and Boy Meets World, ahead of its time. He left Hollywood in his 20s to marry and work in finance, which looking at the state of the industry now was likely for the best. Bradford however hit his low ceiling early, he never was talented and his best work is as a goofy sidekick in the cheerleader movie. He’s the boring weakest link in this.

Gus can Sant exec produced Speedway, but if you should ever mention it in earshot or ask him about it online, he pretends not to know what you’re talking about. Meanwhile, director Nicholas Perry tried to pitch and make a tv series with now-disgraced abuser Milo Ventimiglia, so his name is mud in this town and he never directed thereafter.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

Radio Flyer is so fucking sad and heavy for a kid's movie. I don't know why my dad bought it for me or why I watched it like a thousand times.

Garett Ratliff Hansen aka Turk February was in that.

 

[PogromStallone]

Still a surprise to me that the other lead Jordan Brower didn’t have more of a career afterward, he was better than anyone gave credit or noticed. I thought he was hilarious and loveable in Teen Angel, a failed ABC sitcom and rival/little sibling to Sabrina and Boy Meets World, ahead of its time. He left Hollywood in his 20s to marry and work in finance, which looking at the state of the industry now was likely for the best. Bradford however hit his low ceiling early, he never was talented and his best work is as a goofy sidekick in the cheerleader movie. He’s the boring weakest link in this.

I loved Teen Angel, it aired on Disney Channel in my country. I just looked it up and in America there was another show called Teen Angel starring Jason Priestley that aired on Disney Channel.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Remember The Ref?

At least that one had some comedy. Denis Leary giving his “intimidating” speech to the abusive father in Suicide Kings is one of the most embarrassing scenes I’ve ever watched. They should have played that during his roast and let the whole theater laugh at him.

 

[UnPRePared]

At least that one had some comedy. Denis Leary giving his “intimidating” speech to the abusive father in Suicide Kings is one of the most embarrassing scenes I’ve ever watched. They should have played that during his roast and let the whole theater laugh at him.

They could have played an episode of The Job and had everyone NOT laugh.

it got 19% score, was wondering what else came out then and this whole page is ridiculous

1997 Stinkers Bad Movie Awards - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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go figure Fatrick's favorite batman is hated, but some of these are classics

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if only they knew how good they have it.
Now every modern movie looks like shit, all the shots are bland and cuts between dialogue.

You can actually watch a movie and guess what decade it was made in just from the look and feel of it, however that makes sense. 2010s+ they become indecipherable

This movie and the one with JTT and Chevy Chase are prime examples of trying to do a family crossover as an actor, and failing miserably.

Also, Batman and Robin works... As a comedy, and only if you like camp. If you don't get any appreciation out of the Frankie Avalon/Annette Funicello Beach movies by AIP, I can't understand how you'd sincerely like Schumacher's two hour gay fest. Besides, Batman Forever is better.

As shitty as some of these probably are I would still watch them over the shit thats out there today

Welcome to my hell.

 

[Niggerotchi]

I have never met a single person who has seen this. Excellent choice.

I’ll add this.



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Seen that little ditty in theaters.

 

[UnPRePared]

Seen that little ditty in theaters.

All I remember is they pushed Eddie Griffin in the trailers when he's only in it for five minutes - and Rollins has his typical tough guy cameo.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"The best college movie since Animal House!"

Is it?

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There was a Canadian TV show called Big Wolf on Campus where the kid is a werewolf and I always thought it was stupid that it wasn't called Wolfman on Campus.

 

[Niggerotchi]

There was a Canadian TV show called Big Wolf on Campus where the kid is a werewolf and I always thought it was stupid that it wasn't called Wolfman on Campus.

I still watched that gay shit nightly

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

^This poster is beyond creepy. What were they thinking in marketing? That’s literal Simba and Tim Allen’s son you’re putting in pervy posters.

It doesn’t excuse this decision but: JTT is gay, isn’t he? It’s what I always heard on 00s celeb gossip forums and alt.google.



And in a perfect segue link he happens to be a side antagonist in my all-time fav obscure badfilm, Speedway Junky. It is for the gays, and it’s basically a sweeter thicker more mushy milkshake mix of every single Gregg Araki film that came before, so idk if many of you degens would like it.

Shamefully I probably know the script from memory. It’s awful, yet I must watch it at least a few times a year to feel happy and secure—a comfort film. Though it couldn’t be trashier or more lowbrow pretentious for a road movie about a selfish military brat who runs away to Vegas (like an ignorant toddler because his dad shouted at him to enlist or get a job once), and naively befriends druggy sex workers.

JTT plays a cowardly, slimy and money-grubbing rentboy trying to scam and pimp out Jesse Bradford, and it’s saur funny seeing America’s sweet little brother in that grimy light. Autistic Daryl Hannah is perfectly cast as the traumatised fading elder-prozzy mother trying to stop all these stupid boys from selling themselves before they get stabbed or raped as she sadly did. Patsy Kensit has a cameo as an escort, and Tiffani Thiessen has one as a drunk cheating erratic Vegas child-bride doing one of the worst fake Texan accents.

Still a surprise to me that the other lead Jordan Brower didn’t have more of a career afterward, he was better than anyone gave credit or noticed. I thought he was hilarious and loveable in Teen Angel, a failed ABC sitcom and rival/little sibling to Sabrina and Boy Meets World, ahead of its time. He left Hollywood in his 20s to marry and work in finance, which looking at the state of the industry now was likely for the best. Bradford however hit his low ceiling early, he never was talented and his best work is as a goofy sidekick in the cheerleader movie. He’s the boring weakest link in this.

Gus can Sant exec produced Speedway, but if you should ever mention it in earshot or ask him about it online, he pretends not to know what you’re talking about. Meanwhile, director Nicholas Perry tried to pitch and make a tv series with now-disgraced abuser Milo Ventimiglia, so his name is mud in this town and he never directed thereafter.

Lol I remember Teen Angel. My good, black friend Ron Glass was in it.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Student Bodiessssss

(Pedophile show. Nice name, stupid)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Student Bodiessssss

(Pedophile show. Nice name, stupid)

YTV ruled

 

[Niggerotchi]

YTV ruled

Fuck yeah. Snit, Phil and Paul are real ass dudes.

 

[HeyItsVos]

There was a Canadian TV show called Big Wolf on Campus where the kid is a werewolf and I always thought it was stupid that it wasn't called Wolfman on Campus.

Solid show. There was an episode where his goth sidekick got a pocket watch that controlled time. I really wanted that.

 

[Professor Rape]

There was a Canadian TV show called Big Wolf on Campus where the kid is a werewolf and I always thought it was stupid that it wasn't called Wolfman on Campus.

That's as infuriating as it being called Brain on the Brink. CALL IT BRIAN ON THE BRINK!