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Movies nobody has ever referenced since they were released

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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And another one.

Eyes Of An Angel

I remember renting it and watching it with my mom. John Travolta plays a loser with a daughter and the daughter finds a fucked up doberman that lost a dog fight and was dumped off a bridge. At the end my mom was like "I don't get why it was called Eyes Of An Angel" and she complained that it sucked the whole way through it and wanted to turn it off. It did suck. I think she expected it to be a kid friendly movie about a kid and a dog but I think it was more about John Travolta being a loser with a shitty life, and also dog fighting.
 

Kinderman

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Already qualifies.

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I've got another one. Because Of Winn-Dixie. I vaguely remember seeing the heartwarming previews. I think it's about a dog.
Because of Win Dicks.
And another one.

Eyes Of An Angel

I remember renting it and watching it with my mom. John Travolta plays a loser with a daughter and the daughter finds a fucked up doberman that lost a dog fight and was dumped off a bridge. At the end my mom was like "I don't get why it was called Eyes Of An Angel" and she complained that it sucked the whole way through it and wanted to turn it off. It did suck. I think she expected it to be a kid friendly movie about a kid and a dog but I think it was more about John Travolta being a loser with a shitty life, and also dog fighting.
"John Travolta is Dogfighter" wouldn't sell as well.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Because of Win Dicks.

"John Travolta is Dogfighter" wouldn't sell as well.
I think most of the movies I've mentioned in this thread are about dogs. I liked dog movies when I was a kid. I like dogs. My goal was to grow up to be a mastiff for a while because of the part at the beginning of Turner and Hooch where the dog busts through a window in slow motion. I thought that was the most badass shit in the world.
 

Kinderman

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People will talk about that one here's an example:

ManA: Did you guys ever see the sequel to Joker?
ManB: yeah we watched half of it last night, fucking thing sucked.
I think most of that is already out of the way with streaming. I think we’re already at the point where no one is going to talk about it.


I'm proud to say I didn't see either of those pieces of shit. I did put the first one on once and instantly fell asleep and was woke up by some annoying sound in the movie, so I'll hate it forever on a personal level for ruining my rest.
The first one is one of the more overrated and overhyped movies I’ve ever seen.
 
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I love the movie Sex Drive but I never see it around or hear anyone talk about it

I see the hangover or the movie with Mclovin, tons of similar films, but not it
 

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I love the movie Sex Drive but I never see it around or hear anyone talk about it.

James Marsden’s closeted older brother-bully character is a handsome in-shape version of how I picture a lot of our posters irl. Constantly talking about cock while overcompensating their heterosesshuality.

 
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LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

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Debbie Does Dallas hasn't been referenced in 10 years worldwide.
Fucking classic movie. One of the very first pornos I watched. Theres a rip off movie that was pretty good called Pro Ball Cheerleaders. Lisa De Leeuw gets assfucked in the rain and mud. Apparently she caught pneumonia from this scene. Some cunts think she died of aids, then some actresses like Lisa B say shes alive but living anonymously due to her new life.

Its also got fat titted Sue Nero. Ive lost so much body fluid over her tits.
 
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